911: What is your emergency?
Caller: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
911:...is it...your blood?
Caller: Yeah I think so.
911: Do you know where it's coming from?
Caller: Ah, probably the stab wound.
911: So you've been stabbed?
Caller: Oh yeah, definitely.
***
Effects of shock, people.
Should've just said, 'I've been stabbed!'
Anyway, thanks for reading and peace out.
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