A/N: this is the best thing ive ever done fight me
Joey (ringmaster): zach stop you're gonna get in trouble
Gabriella: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
Abby (daughter): LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YEAAH THE OCEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Astrid: "yOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE?" "yeah, I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"
Chip: everyone say colorado- I'M A GIRAFFE
Lulu: it's an avocado! thaaaaaaaaaaaanks....
Phoebe (baby): AA, AAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Arthur (magician): "we actually have the chip reader now" "oh yeah? *takes out dorito"* "oh its not gonna work with that kinda ch-" "transaction completed"
Scarlett (assistent one): who is she
Rebecca (assistent two): awh fuck, i cant believe youve done this
Lorenzo: the completely giving up vine with all the characters named me
Stella: AAAH! stop, i coulda dropped my croissant
Frankie (acrobat one): FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
Dolores (acrobat two): hi welcome to chilis
Marie (snake human): is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book
Juliette: and the homework is done! did you hand in the report? ...there's a report due? in thirty minutes. *whimper*
Harriët: two broooos chillin in a hot tuuub five feet apart cuz theyre not gay
Luna and Lena (twins): and they were roommates! oh my god they werre roommates
Sue (grandma): this bitch empty, yeet!
Samantha: WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Elisabeth: gimme your fucking moNEY
Puk: CHRIS! is that a WEED??????????
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cringe culture is dead lol
RandomThese are some one shots based on my school play! I thought the characters had lots of potential but just didn't have much time, and I also have no life and/or inspiration, and also a lot of anxieties and insecurities I needed to express, which resu...
