PENTAGON | Chattin' It Up!

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E'Dawn: hey kino

Kino: yeah?

E'Dawn: if u werent a kpop idol wut would u be doing rn

Kino: im not sure

Kino: living with my mother?

Kino: oh wait no on second thought-

Kino: -sleeping in a dumpster?

Kino: y do u ask?

E'Dawn: oh no reason

E'Dawn: but if i wasnt 6ft tall ripped and more popular than G-Dragon... id prbably be a teacher

Kino: ._. oh really? i didnt expect that answer from u

E'Dawn: yeah well i guess its not ur fault ur ignorant

Kino: exactly

E'Dawn: so anyways

Kino: ...wait a minute-

E'Dawn: if i was a teacher i would choose an inspirational quote and ask my children what it means to them

Kino: what quote?

E'Dawn: "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?" 👀

Kino: 🙄

E'Dawn: then after they opened up to me id tell them how they were all wrong and how their opinions r always invalid and how they should believe only what i, the teacher, tell them

Kino: 🤔 isn't that brainwashing?

E'Dawn: of course not

E'Dawn: i like to see it as "enlightening them to the unfairness of the everyday world"

E'Dawn: then id proceed to tell them what the quote really means

Kino: id love to hear it

E'Dawn: really? ive never gotten tht enthusiastic a response b4, hmmm

E'Dawn: r u feeling it now, mr krabs

E'Dawn: r u feeling it now, mr krabs

E'Dawn: how bout now, mr krabs- (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

Kino: i think its safe to say u'll never b a teacher

Kino: at least not in this lifetime

Kino: at least i hope

E'Dawn: r u feeling it now-

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