PENTAGON | Chattin' It Up!

best dish (ba dum tss)

Jinho: i will be the MC for today~

Jinho: a rare treat, indeed

Kino: i wouldn't exactly call it a treat-

Jinho: *glares at Kino*

Kino: *never speaks again*

Jinho: as i was saying, we are in the middle of preparing a cooking contest for all u hungry viewers

Hui: im the judge

Hui: y do we even need an MC?

Jinho: BECAUSE AUTHOR-NIM SAID I WASNT GETTING ENOUGH SCREEN TIME AND HERE I AM, OK?!

Hui: geez u didnt have 2 shout...

Jinho: on the left, we have Chef McWon. out of the mystery basket ingredients he has chosen a fresh salmon and a bunch of asparagus. On the right, we have Chef McSock-

Hui: which sock

Jinho: pls dont interrupt me wen im talking ok

Hui: WHICH SOCK

Hui: u have to be clear so the viewers know whether its a Hong or a Woo

Jinho: -_- fine. on the rite we have Chef Wooseok. ALSO KNOWN AS CHEF MCSOCK. from the mystery bsket he chose a bag of prawns and a whole cabbage. chefs, pls tell us a little about ur dishes.

Chef McWon: *whispers* some1 stole my hat

Chef McWon: where is my hat

Chef McWon: has any1 seen my hat?

Hui: *with clenched teeth* just get on w/ it

Chef McWon: hui. cooking is a very delicate art. U have to feel it. n i sure dont feel like a chef without my chef's hat *gets up and ransacks mystery bsket while looking for hat*

Chef McSock: *elbows Chef McWon* um chef

Chef McWon: wut?

Chef McSock: u were sitting on ur hat, chef. its right there.

Chef McWon: oh... thk u chef.

Chef McSock: no problem

Chef McWon: BUT DONT THINK THIS MEANS IMMA GO EASY ON U

Chef McWon: UNTIL THIS IS OVER AND OUR SAD PANEL JUDGE CHOKES ON UR BROTH AND DISQUALIFIES U

Hui: hey-

Chef McWon: UR DEAD TO ME

Chef McSock: :/ same here, i guess

Chef McSock: wait

Chef McSock: how did u kno i was making broth-

Jinho: OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

Jinho: PLS TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR MAIN DISH, CHEF MCWON

Chef McWon: gladly, mr MC-ssi. I plan to sauté a salmon fillet in a creamy butter sauce and serve it with a side of crisp stirfried asparagus

Jinho: chef mcsock?

Chef McSock: um... i plan on making... *whispers to his assistant* wut was it im making again??

Hui: how am i supposed to know?

Hui: im not ur assistant IM THE JUDGE

McSock: spicy... spicy seafood so-

Jinho: and thats all we have time for, im afraid! lets get on to the cooking round~

Chef McWon: O_O

Hui: wuts wrong

Chef McWon: this salmon is whole

Hui: so?

Chef McWon: u expect me to gut this myself?

Hui: what else would u do w/ it-

Jinho: judge if u keep fraternizing with the enemy imma have no choice but to disqualify u...

Hui: *sulks and stands to the side*

Chef McWon: i cant gut a fish... the heck am i supposed to do?

Jinho: do u want some help with that, chef mcwon? My father was a fisherman. I can gut a salmon in the time it takes u to realize that chef mcsock has already made his broth and is now adding the peeled prawns-

Chef McWon: pls show me ur wisdom mr MC-ssi

Jinho: im sorry but that would be cheating

Jinho: R U TRYNA BRIBE A JUDGE CHEF MCWON

Chef McWon: no no ofc not

Chef McWon: IT WAS JUST A JOKE THAT'S ALL

Jinho: 😒 it better be

Jinho: 5 MINS LEFT EVERY1

Jinho: PLS GET UR ACT TOGETHER N START PLATING UR FOOD

Chef McWon: *pokes fish w/ wooden spoon*

Jinho: 3 MINS

Chef McSock: wheres the pepper

Chef McSock: I CANT FIND THE PEPPER

Chef McSock: NOOOoOoOOOoOoOooo

Hui: WOOSEOK

Hui: ITS IN YOUR OTHER HAND.

Chef McSock: o=o

Chef McSock: oh.

Chef McSock: i knew that...

Hui: ofc u did. 🙃

Chef McWon: *slaps whole salmon on plate*

Chef McWon: *pours pepper on it*

Chef McWon: *sprinkles w/ asparagus*

Chef McSock: *pours soup in bowl*

Chef McSock: *bends over and inhales broth*

Chef McSock: MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chef McSock: its IN MY NOSE BUT I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EYESSSSS

Jinho: TIMES UP

Jinho: TIME TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BEST DISH 

Jinho: if u would, judge.

Hui: *scrutinizes first dish*

Chef McWon: *anticipating*

Hui: *pokes uncooked salmon* wut do u call this... chef?

Chef McWon: sashimi 😀

Hui: ooh, fancy~

Hui: time to get down to business.

Hui: *tilts food off plate*

Hui: *examines the plate*

Hui: hmm... this 1 has a nice design

Hui: i like the red background and the white curly vines

Hui: *stands over plate 2*

Chef McSock: *fidgets nervously, steals glances at the judge out of the corners of his eyes*

Hui: hmMmMmMMmmM

Hui: *wrinkles nose, pours soup back into pot, examines dish*

Hui: i like this 1

Hui: its white

Hui: and very bowly

Hui: yep. its unique

Hui: this 1 wins.

Chef McSock: I AM OUTRAGEDdDddDDdDDDDddDDd

Chef McSock: HOW COULD U DO THIS 2 MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jinho: ;_; chef... u won.

Chef McSock: oh. *turns to chef mcwon*

Chef McSock: good game chef

Chef McWon: 😒

Chef McWon: talk 2 the salmon.