PENTAGON | Chattin' It Up!

date w/ wooseok

You: *opens the curtain and looks out the window, commenting on what a beautiful day it is* 🌞

You: i think i'll go for a walk in the park. *grabs your jacket, just in case it gets a little chilly, leaves your apartment building*

You: *knows the city is loud and noisy and polluted and is glad to get away from it, even if it's just for a little while*

You: *sits down on a bench with the brown paper bag you brought from home; pigeons gather all around you, and some old people stop to watch you feed them* 🕊

You: *instead you kick at them and tell them to get lost* THIS IS MY SANDWICH, U BEGGARS

You: *your shouting has caught the attention of someone standing under an oak tree; he starts coming towards you*

You: *you're skeptical at first, but as he comes closer, you see he has a hint of a smile on his face; he sits down next to you, and you scoot to the edge of the bench*

Stranger: *attempts to put his arm around you*

You: *jumps up, annoyed* CAN'T I JUST EAT MY SANDWICH IN PEACE?

Wooseok: that sandwich looks good.

You: *suspicious* is that really what you're here for?

Wooseok: no i followed u here like a creeper n now im going to rob u of ur sandwich

You: I KNEW IT *gets ready to run*

Wooseok: *grabs your arm* i was only kidding, geez. i just wanted a bite of that sandwich.

You: *gestures to the pigeons* what are you, their leader??

Wooseok: pls?

You: no.

Wooseok: but im hungry.

You: WELL U AIN'T GETTIN' ANY.

Wooseok: want to go on a date?

You: *drops the sandwich* w-what?

Wooseok: *raises his eyebrows suggestively* u heard me.

You: let me get this straight. you want me. to go on a date. with a stranger i met in the park. and the only thing we have in common is im eating a sandwich and you want some.

Wooseok: yep. That's about right.

You: WELL THEN COUNT ME IN

/le 1st date/

Wooseok: lets go on a picnic

You: *is wrapped up in a blanket, sitting on the couch* do i look like i want to go anywhere?

Wooseok: u said u wanted to go out with me

Wooseok: so lets go now.

You: ur already at my house. I thought this was the date.

Wooseok: nope. im kidnapping you and taking you on a picnic.

You: where are you going to get the supplies-

Wooseok: *ransacks ur fridge*

You: -_- oh ok.

/road trip/

You: where the hell are we?

Wooseok: the han river

You: there's no river in sight, Wooseok

You: in fact there's no water in sight, either!!!

Wooseok: we must be getting close...

You: *glances towards the passenger seat*

Wooseok: *can feel u staring at him but can't determine ur expression under your hat and sunglasses*

You: oh my god.

Wooseok: what?

You: wooseok, the map-

Wooseok: huh?

You: YOU'RE HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN

Wooseok: ...

Wooseok: oh.

You: jisoos why. WHYYYyYYyyYyYyYyY CAn'T aNyTHiNg gO RiGht FoR mE rN

Wooseok: O_O Y/N?

You: yes?

Wooseok: dont be mad but... i think we're halfway to Busan by now...

You: with ur navigation skills we might as well have crossed over to Japan

You: dw about it--i'll get us home

Wooseok: wait no picnic?

You: quite frankly im not in the mood anymore.

Wooseok: aww y/n i was really looking forward to it tho

Wooseok: *puppy eyes*

You: *must resist, resist resist resist, must resistttttt*

<1 second later>

You: ok fine

You: to the seaside we go *changes lanes*

Wooseok: \O/

Wooseok: so... where are we going? I don't see the ocean anywhere...

You: *takes an exit* n ur not going to see it, either.

Wooseok: ?

You: *parks* we'll have our picnic right here. in this abandoned hospital's parking lot.

Wooseok: sounds... totally safe. :S

You: this is what you wanted, isn't it?

Wooseok: 😩 I just wanted a sandwich. 🥪

You: WELL NOW U GOT ONE. IN A CREEPY ABANDONED PARKING LOT. 😀

Wooseok: u scare me.

You: tbh nothing's scarier than the sandwiches u made out of the expired foods in my fridge

Wooseok: this is getting worse and worse. im legit scared. *opens his door* u know what, i think i'll walk home...

Wooseok: p_p *sees someone walk out of the hospital, coming towards them, jumps into the car* DRIVE WOMAN DRIVE

Wooseok: *throws the sandwiches out of the window as an offering*

You: *presses down on the accelerator*

You & Wooseok: *no one talks until you're safe on the road*

You: WHAT WAS THAT?

Wooseok: i have no idea. all i know is it was tall white and gloopy 👻

You: no i mean MY SANDWICHES

Wooseok: u never loved me did u

Wooseok: u only ever loved the sandwiches i bought u

You: u never bought me a sandwich. not one. This is our first date. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

Wooseok: thats it im walking home

You: *stops the car* be my guest.

Wooseok: o-o u cant be serious.

You: get out.

Wooseok: *hesitantly gets out, stands on the side of the road*

You: *drives away*

Wooseok: *shaking his head* it all started with a tomato n mayonnaise sandwich... 🍞🍅