Hui: psst E'Dawn
Hui: pssssssst
E'Dawn: *sees Hui hiding behind the wall* what do u want?
Hui: can u help me?
E'Dawn: 🤑 how much u gonna pay me to cover it up?
Hui: huh? cover what up- o-o how did u know?
E'Dawn: exactly. I promise to keep my mouth shut... for a fee. whatever it is you did.
Hui: *sigh* how much?
E'Dawn: we'll discuss the funds aftr u tell me wut u did
Hui: its uh... not important. anyways, i need something out of the broom closet but the door keeps sticking n im scared
Kino: *randomly appears and joins the conversation* yeah that door is a little tricky sometimes
E'Dawn: the price just went up.
Hui: 🙄 if only i wasnt desperate
Kino: wut u need hyung?
Hui: uh... a mop.
Kino: why?
Hui: look ok. Under no circumstances--u hear me? UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES did i fall asleep reading a magazine while pretending to do leader stuff in the studio and spill a milkshake all over the recording equipment-
E'Dawn: 😏
Hui: n risk losing all our album tracks... i mean... IT NEVER HAPPENED.
E'Dawn: 😬
Kino: then why do u need a mop?
Hui: Jinhos honey vocals snatched my wig n i need to make a new one... out of a mop.
Kino: sounds legit to me. Lets help him, dawnie.
E'Dawn: *nods*
Hui: and now im definitely not trying to dispose of the evidence... so Dont. Even. Ask.
Kino: *tries the door* i think its locked...
E'Dawn: dont worry i have the keys *opens the door for hui* there u go. tell us when ur ready to come out.
/meanwhile.../
Kino: *squeals*
E'Dawn: what?
Kino: starbucks has the unicorn
Kino: do u hear me
Kino: the unicorn is in Korea
E'Dawn: P-P LETS GO.
Kino: IM RITE WITH YOU
/in the broom closet/
Hui: its very dark in here. *fumbles for the light switch...nothing happens* great. just great.
Hui: *grabs something that feels like a mop* ok guys i found it
Hui: u can let me out now.
Hui: ...hello?
Hui: 😨 guys?
/1hr l8r/
Hui: ;__; send help.
Hui: is anyone there?
Hui: guys seriously some1 come get me
Hui: its cold n dark n i have no idea if this is a mop... its very damp.
Hui: some1 pls respond
Hui: E'Dawn how could u betray me like this
Hui: Kino i expected better of u
Hui: but if you come open the door rn i wont punish u
Hui: im really scared...
Hui: its so dark in here
Hui: and... this mop smells like socks
Hui: SAVE ME
/2hrs l8r/
E'Dawn: *orders another unicorn*
Kino: what is this ur fifth one
E'Dawn: dont judge me
E'Dawn: they're delishous
Kino: ik. ive already had twelve.
Kino: n there's plenty more where that came from! 🦄
E'Dawn: *casually glances at his phone, spits out his drink*
Kino: 😲 wat?
E'Dawn: *coughs, half-chokes* i wondered why i was getting so many notifs...
E'Dawn: i thought it was just junk mail and prank calls
Kino: oh my god no-
E'Dawn: we forgot about hui.
Hui: 💀
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