Shrek slipped his crocs on his fat ogre feet *mmm good* after the teenage boys ran away and went into his nice ass swamp house. As soon as he entered he heard a knock, "Oh what is it now?" He said, showing disappointment.
"Please, let me in, Dad."
Shrek tilted his head and opened the door. Behind the door was one of the teenage boys and he had his arms open,
"I love you dad!"
"What? Gtfo-" Shrek said, starting to get salty.
The boy ran into the ogre's swamp home and sat on the bed, beginning to throw pillows.
"Come ooon Dad, lEtsMaKeAmOvIe" the boy yelled as his voice cracked.
"What the hell? No you lil' willy," Shrek yelled.
The boy started developing tears, "Please dad...I just want to bond with you!"
Shrek sighed and said "Oh alright, Son. Let's go watch the sunset."
The boy nodded and held the ogre's strong feminine hands as they walked out of their home. They watched the sunset and the boy said "I love you, Dad..."
Shrek sniffled and said "I love you too, Son..."
This was the beginning of a beautiful father and son relationship.
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The Holy Bible of Shrek
Non-FictionThe official bible for the Disciples of Shrek. Written by the Shrek Meme Dream Team "Another Layer of Heaven." Religion: Shrekism.
