Yoomin ~ Wrong Number {Yoonmin Texting/Fanfic}

Day 2

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Yoongi's phone

Unknown: My name is Jimin btw
Unknown: Park Jimin

Yoongi was still annoyed about his boner from the previous day. His colleagues noticed that his coat remained on his lap. When he got up from his chair, the coat remained tied around his waist. When he was questioned about it by Namjoon, he began to stutter and and gave the first excuse that came to his head. 'U-um, I wet my pants?' His explanation was overhead by others, and spread around the workplace like wildfire. He didn't know what reason was worse, but before he knew it, he became the center of attention. Eyes watched him and snickers sounded in every direction.

Ispitfire🔥: Why the fuck r u talking to me again?

Unknown: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Ispitfire🔥: That's not a reason

Unknown: Cause I feel like it
Unknown: And I have nothing to do

Ispitfire🔥: Don't u have work?
Ispitfire🔥: It's 2:11

Unknown: I'm at work now

Ispitfire🔥: Then why are you messaging me
Ispitfire🔥: It doesn't seem like you have nothing to do

Unknown: I'm on my break right now

Ispitfire🔥: Oh

Contact name changed to 'JiminiePabo'

JimminiePabo: Tell me your name

Ispitfire🔥: No

JimminiePabo: Please

Ispitfire🔥: No
Ispitfire🔥: Why would I tell my name to the guy who is the cause to my embarrassment?

JimminiePabo: What?

Ispitfire🔥: Nothing

JimminiePabo: What should I call you then?

Ispitfire🔥: Nothing
Ispitfire🔥: Why would I give my name to the guy that sent me nudes?

JimminiePabo: Ok then

JimminiePabo: I'll just call you Master

Ispitfire🔥: How about no

JimminiePabo: It's OK...
JimminiePabo: Daddy works as well 😉

Ispitfire🔥: HELL NO

JimminiePabo: Just tell me your name then

Ispitfire🔥: Fine
Ispitfire🔥: It's Min Yoongi

JimminiePabo: Yoongi, I like it 💕
JimminiePabo: How old are you?

Ispitfire🔥: Isn't giving my name enough?

JimminiePabo: I need to know ur not a pedo

Ispitfire🔥: Ur more like that than I am anyways

JimminiePabo: Hey?! That's not nice😢

Ispitfire🔥: U don't even know my age and yet you continue to bug me
Ispitfire 🔥: I could me 14 for all you know

JimminiePabo: Oh shit, r u?

Ispitfire🔥: No, I was making a point

Ispitfire🔥: I'm actually 23, You?

JimminiePabo: Interested in me?

Ispitfire🔥: Not rlly, just being nice
Ispitfire🔥: Just forget I asked

JimminiePabo: 😞
JimminiePabo: I'm 21

Ispitfire: So your younger? You should call me hyung

JimminiePabo: No way, I'm not about that

Ispitfire🔥: You called me everything else, but I can't call me hyung?

JimminiePabo: Fine, I will make a special exception just for you

Ispitfire🔥: 😒

JimminiePabo: So...
JimminiePabo: Continuing from where we left of earlier
JimminiePabo: Where do you live?

Ispitfire🔥: I'm not stupid enough to tell someone I don't know my address

JimminiePabo: But u told me ur name and age already

Ispitfire🔥: Touche