Bill
-Goes slow as hell
-Sooooo careful
"Bill... that toddler on a tricycle just passed us."
"Y-y-eah... s-s-so? At least I didn't run him o-over. I-i'm not R-r-richie."
"...Fair enough."
Richie
-Speedy spaghetti
-Road rage much
-*honks at driver*
"RICHIE!!! Why did you honk at them???"
"THEY WERE GOING SO SLOW!!! LIKE 50"
"... the speed limit is 30"
Eddie
-Doesn't even drive
-Him mom refuses to let him
Stan
-Is actually a pretty calm driver
-Speeds only sometimes
-Will not talk to you while driving
-Doesn't want to get distracted
-"So I was like-"
"Will you please just stop talking, thank you."
-Won't even put the radio on
-Because it DiStRaCtS him
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Sorry for being so inactive... I've had absolutely no inspiration lately but here ya go 💕
