jaeden
-talks to it
-"uhh jaeden... why are you talking to your food?"
"what? i don't do that,"
"uh.. yeah you d-"
"THE FOOD HAS FEELINGS TO Y/N K"
finn
-literally eats it all
-like he saves you half of one piece
-"oh yeah sorry not sorry y/n you were too slow"
"we literally only picked up the pizza 3 minutes ago,"
"exactly"
*rolls eyes into the fifth dimension*
jack
-full freaking eddie mode
-inspects it
-eats it like it'll break if he isn't careful
wyatt
-practically gets high off of it
