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Russian Symbols and how to pronounce

а = a as in apple
ж = zh
д = d as in door
л = l as in lampshade
н = n as in nose
е = ye; e
ё = yo
б = b as in boat
т = t as in twister
и = i;ee as in Tchaikovsky (The "y")
й = y as in May
с = s as in see
о = o as in hope
к = k as in make
м = m as in mem
р = r as in perrrerrrr (like that😂)
у = oo;u as in poop (XD)
ы = i as in tip
ф = f as in front
ъ = hard sign
ь = soft sign
я = ya as in y'all (I cringed while typing that)
ч = ch as in church
ю = yu as in you
э = e as in let
п = p as in preview
в = v as in vroom
г = g as in go
ш = sh as in shh
щ = sch as in shut
з = z as in zoo
х = kh as in hi (I guess)
ц = ts as in hats

(I think I got all of them...)