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Triggered Republican

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by Loaqis

by Loaqis

Ellegaard: hey, where are you? I need you to come here and help me-

Magnus: I can't right now, I'm buying clothes. But there's only soup.

Ellegaard: What do you mean there's only soup!?

Magnus: I mean there's only soup!

Ellegaard: GO DOWN THE NEXT AISLE!

Magnus: Okay, Okay! You don't have to shout at me!

Magnus walks to next aisle

Magnus: there's more soup!

Ellegaard: what do you mean there's more soup!?

Magnus: I mean there's more soup!

Ellegaard: WHICH AISLE ARE YOU IN!?

Magnus: I'm in the soup aisle.

Ellegaard: What store are you in!?

Magnus: I'm in the soup store!

Ellegaard: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE!?

Magnus: BECAUSE I'M A TRIGGERED REPUBLICAN NOW!