"As the catnip washed in, the Persian Gray Cat faced the window: 'Distractor confuser blamer separator perpetrator. Look at it, running here and running there, destroying everything with it.'
'What's that?' I asked.
'Humanity,' the fat cat said. 'Well, and dogs.'"
~ Patrice Humphrey, A Feline Infliction
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The Fault in Our Tumblr
FanfictionDespite the brain-numbing internet sensation that has bought him a few followers, Henry has never been anything but a loner, his offline friendships ending upon "Hello." But when a overly friendly follower named Ashton Catsup appears on his Tumblr...
