Anaconda

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Error: OUT OF THE WAY PEOPLE IM DRINKING ME SOME INKY VIALS

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Error: OUT OF THE WAY PEOPLE IM DRINKING ME SOME INKY VIALS. *chugs a kindness vial* oh I'm sorry! Did I hurt all of you?!

Horror: dafaq? Eh. *chugs a patience vial* hm...

Cross: *chugs a determination vial*.......... I AM DETERMINED TO WIN MY SENPAI!

Cross Chara: goddammit cross.

Dust: *chugs perseverance* wow. This isn't bad.

Killer: ummm is this safe? *chugs a justice vial* HEY! IT ISNT RIGHT TO EAT 2 COOKIES. PUT ONE DOWN.

Nightmare: Eh. Beats drinking molasses. *chugs a bravery vial*

Cross Chara: Oh wait. Determination vial. IM FREEEEE *has a physical body* to celebrate, *does a backflip off the table* *bones crack* HOLY SHI- oh hey there Zoey.

Nightmare: *stands on a table with a spoon* My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish now that's real, real, real gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals come through and fuck him in my automobile let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill and he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab!

Moku: Hey Squid! I'm back from the store! Could you- .............. *casually walks to the kitchen to put groceries away* *walks back to Nightmare*

*everyone stops dancing*

Nightmare: Hey how was the store? I swear your kitten was taken care of. The organs were hard to sell though-

Moku: *punches him and drags him off the table by the arm and goes upstairs with him*

*door shutting noise*

Moku: NIGHTMARE WHAT EVEN WAS THAT?! I COME IN THIS HOUSE/CASTLE THING TO COOK DINNER BECAUSE YOU CANT ORDER A FACKING PIZZA AND YOURE SINGING ANACONDA?!

Lust: more like anaCONDOM~

*distant yelling noises and plate/glass crashing*

Error: should we go help him?

Killer: nah he got this.

Moku: *from a distance* WELL IM COOKING SQUID FOR DINNER! HAH! *opens door* IM MAKING SQUID FOR DINNER SO FEEL FREE TO TAKE SOME EVERYONE.

Error: YESS!- I mean...

Horror: NICEE

Cross: sounds good to me- I mean! No!

Dust: what's squid?

Nightmare: ........ Fuck-

Moku: >:( *slaps*

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