Ask/Dare The Residents Of Nightmare's Castle

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Moku: *puts shades on* gladly.

Nightmare: duck.

Lust: I don't see no duck- AAAAA

Moku: *shooting bunnies and Avery's at everyone* TASTE THE WAIFUS MOTHERFUCKERS!

Lust: ._.

Horror: *triggered*

Lust: let's do it again. But in-

Classic: IN THE GOSPEL OF THE HOLY BIBLE AMEN.

Nightmare: catnip. Don't ask.

Moku: 900 ton Atomic Bomb. Needed more salt..

Horror: Happiness.

Lust: Condoms.

Ink: blue's tacos.

Blue: Ink's attitude.

Dream: The dark apples.

Cross: fake chocolate.

Dust: aSS-

Classic: Molasses.

Cross Chara: broccoli. I hate broccoli.

Moku: Why? *scoffs* Because we're the Undertale fandom, of course!

Moku: *ouch* ;w;

Nightmare: *throws ice pack at her face*

Moku: that hurt but it also didn't.

Killer: NO! Hold on a sec. *kills a Moku titan* WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU CAPTAIN LEVI?

Classic: okay.... Umm..*opens the computer then falls out of chair* THE HORROR!

Nightmare: wait you want both me AND cross to open it?

Moku: yep!

Cross: *shrugs and opens it*

Nightmare: *covers Cross's eyes and slams the computer shut* NO. NO. NO.

Moku: uh. Blue. Dream. Get out. Error
Ink. In.

Ink: *opens and bleeds rainbows*

Error: e r a s i n g  h i s t o r y . . .

Moku: kay! Lust! Horror! In you go!

Lust: *opens* ooohh! Kinky!

Horror: *barfs*

Moku: okay! Dust!

Dust: *hesitantly opens* *instantly regrets it*

Swapfell: *opens computer* HEY! WHO PUT THAT THERE!? *computer says: Fuck you Swapfell instead of sin*

Moku: *whistling* next!

Cross Chara: *opens* *saves images*

Moku: wait what are you doing.

Cross Chara: blackmailing you to dad~ then I can get me some chocolate!

Moku: I-

Cross Chara: done! Ha!

*X-Gaster bursts through wall* CHARA YOU ARE SO DONE YOUNG MAN!

Cross Chara: wait what?! *checks computer* *it says Chara's Computer* SHIT

X-Gaster: WAS THAT A NO NO WORD?!

Moku: oooohhh Chara's in troubleee~

X-Gaster: *drags him into belt hell*