Ask/Dare The Residents Of Nightmare's Castle

Essay...

I would write this chapter but I have an essay for French class so.... Moku it's up to ya

Moku: Yes! You're you're beautiful uwu

Moku: and what was that error?- *she stares at him with her usual stupidity*

Classic: sure. Food's on me

Everyone: ewwwww!

Swapfell: EXCUSE ME?!

Error: your...... Face is......... Round?

Swapfell: M-MY CHARM IS CLEARLY MAKING YOU FLIRT WITH ME

Moku: is this guy for real?

Ink: you're. Colorful-ish?

Swapfell: I-I!

Fell: you suck.

Swapfell: -_-

Dust: you're.... Scary... Barely.

Swapfell: YOU FEAR MY CHARM!

Horror: I send my sarcastic love.

Swapfell: what does sarcastic mean?

Moku: oh hon no need to know.

Swapfell: IM OLDER THAN YOU!

Moku: shut up gramps!

Nightmare: you're a living dream. It's disgusting.

Swapfell: HA! MY LOOKS ARE TRULY A DREAM!

Dream: did someone call me?

Moku: u fine.

Swapfell: FINE?! IM PERFECT!

Moku: mhm.

Cross: you're not as cute as senpai.

Swapfell: EXCUSE ME?!

Lust: you wanna fuck after dinner and the movie~?

Swapfell: I-

Horror: -MOST CERTAINLY WON'T.

Moku: READERSSSSS SAVE THIS SHIP pls.

Dream: you're.. Full of hope!

Swapfell: I AM FILLED WITH POWER AND-

Moku: just stfu

Classic: I'm really BONEly... If you were carbon. I'd DATE you-

Swapfel: SHUT UP!

Cross Chara: ._. *hands up*

Nightmare: someone pry me free..

Moku: BEGONE EMMA! *insert begone thot meme*

Nightmare: that works too.

Dream: oh no! You're burning! Here! *Dream soaks a towel in cold water and dabs it on Thunder's face*

Nightmare: there's no escape...

Moku: *grabs buckets of ice water* *gets thermometer* hmm.... -69.8 degrees Fahrenheit.... PERFECT!

Nightmare: *dumps bucket on himself and screeches* MOKU HOW MANY DEGREES IS THIS.

Moku: -69.8 F.. Why?

Nightmare: HOW DID YOU EVEN..

Moku: I added four pounds of dry ice and ten pounds of ice to 2 Fahrenheit buckets of water.

Nightmare: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET SICK

Moku: oh. Okay

Swapfell: *dumps and screams girlishly*

Error: *dumps* AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ink: *dumps* *cries*

Fell: *Dumps and screams high pitched*

Classic: *dumps* AAAAAAAAAAAA SOCOLDSOCOLDSOCOLD

Moku: *dumps* that was fun!

Blue: *dumps* COLD!!!

Dust: *dumps* HHHHHHH MY BONESSSSS

Lust: *dumps* IT BURNSSSS

Horror: *dumps* GAHHH!

Moku: isn't anyone gonna ask where killer is in all of this?

*meaaannnwhile*

Killer: Hello? *locked in bathroom* THE KNOB' S JAMMED!

Moku: meh.

Dream: *dumps* EEP!

Cross: *dumps* AAAAA- wait I barely can feel a thing under these heavy clothes.

Nightmare: why am I the one getting licked! *pushes off*

(Hello moku here! Everyone is practically sick besides the following: Cross, Horror, Moku, and Blue. I will be posting the next 4 or 5 chapters due to Nightmare's essay! Bye byeee!)