Ask/Dare The Residents Of Nightmare's Castle

Presents

Moku: MOOKU LEGION! ATTACK!

*Dozens of Mookus swarm the castle, attacking the three with narf guns*

General Mooku: SQUADRON ONE! GET THE COMPUTER BOI! SQUADRON TWO! GET THE CLASSIC WHITE BOY! ELITE SQUADRON! GET THE CALAMARI! GO GO GO!

*The Mookus left Nightmare, Error, and Chara to suffer from the bullet wounds*

Fell: I'd do anything to protect him

Moku: what about for an unlimited mustard supply?

Fell: TAKE HIM

Cross Chara: *screaming in pain and horror because the hamster got out and is now scratching him*

*He's now burned, scratched, has 2 black eyes, bruised, and has a broken back*

Cross Chara: OW! MY BODY! OW! OW!

Moku: *flips Cross Chara out of Zoey's arms, crashing him into the stone*

Cross Chara: (remember that list of injuries? Well, add a fractured skull to it.)

Error: *gives ink a paint set*

Ink: *gives error a usb for a computer virus*

Moku: *gives Nightmare gummy bears and CC chocolate*

Cross Chara: *eats the chocolate* *instantly healed* *gives Moku a knife*

Nightmare: *gives Moku a gun*

Fresh: *gives Error a card saying:

Brotha to Brotha lemme take Jammy from yo family*

Error: *punches him in the face in return*

Dream: *gives Cross an apple*

Nightmare: *gives Cross a taco*

Cross: *gives them both chocomilk boxes*

Nightmare: I'm not surprised. Thanks.

Dream: I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks.

Dust: *give Blue a cookbook*

Blue: *gives him glitter*

Horror: *gives Lust bleach*

Lust: *gives Horror a condom*

Dust: *blows glitter into Killet's eyes* BOIIIIII

Killer: MY EYES! MY EYES! THE AGONY! MY EYES!

Classic: WATCH OUT THE KID HAS A KNIFE!

Moku: *stabbing humans in the city*

Error: where did Geno go wrong?

Geno: me? You're the one who got her interested in assassination and open murders at the age of 5.

Error: touché.