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Moku: I would. But I have a hand cramp.
Moku: order in the court, order in the court.
Classic: wha-
Moku: Classic is guilty for attempted rape. How do you plead?
Classic: NOT GUILTY!
Moku: Lawyer Fell, how do you counter?
Fell: first things first. The guy grabbed at the kid. The kid was screaming, flailing their arms and legs. As shown in the picture. Second. Monster heat season just so happened to turn up in Undertale at the same time period as the situation.
Ink: objection! The child might have been screaming about something else. Maybe they had a seizure.
Moku: ah screw it. Fell's more convincing so hop in the jail cell Buster.
Classic: but my name isn't buster- *gets kicked into a jail cell*
Moku: YAY! *already has stacks of pancakes to throw*
Nightmare: NO. NO PANCAKE WAR! I JUST cleaned this large heck of a castle and you are not messing it up!
Moku: aw...
Nightmare: you can do it in Ink's doodle sphere. I don't care about it.
Ink: okay!- wait what-
Fell: *throws pancakes at everyone*
Moku: If we rip any papers in the doodle sphere, by a tick, one of us may disappear. Oh, that rhymed!
Fresh: *hides*
Error: finally! God! *ties all papers in his strings* I CAN DESTROY THESE AUs!
Ink: wait wait wait no!!!
Error: yes!
Moku: *knitted his string into a scarf* no! Don't destroy this scarf! I worked hard on it!
Error: so what?
Moku: so if you untangle this knitted scarf, it'll make me sad and I'll tell Nightmare, which will you get kicked out of the castle because we're best friends and that's what best friends to do to glitchy jerks who make their best friend cry. Then you'll have no friends, no food, nowhere to go. Period.
Error: uh.
Nightmare: g l a d l y *gets a plastic bag of marshmallows and shoves it down his throat*
Fell: ACK! ACK! I can't... BREATHE. *desperately gasping for air*
Cross: nah, he's fine.
Dust: GET THE KID!
Killer: *stabs Cross Chara with a pancake sword*
Cross Chara: help..... Me......
Error: NO. WAY.
Ink: we're already in the doodle sphere so....
Error: ugh. *wraps a string around a blank AU paper* it hurts you know. Lust. Fresh. Get your bony asses over here.
Lust: Heyyyyy~
Fresh: you called glitch?
Error: touch the paper.
Lust: *begins to molest the paper*
Ink: my paper....
Fresh: *high fives paper*
Error: *sends a glitch wave down the string, rebooting himself for a moment* ow.... My head...
Lust: wow that's hot.
Ink: Readers, I GIVE YOU...... FReshlust...... Error. you created a monster. BEG0NE. *Rips the AU paper in half*
