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Cal: you're always fighting with him about room temperature
Maven: Your water always douses his flame
Kilorn: when you get upset, you electrocute him, and that makes him very angry
Farley: you sometimes jump her without her knowing you're there and she almost kills you every time
Mare: you've almost killed her a number of times during foreplay
Evangeline: you are bound to disappear in public and tease her where no one can see
Shade: when you get mad, you silence him and he absolutely hates that sensation.
