A/N: I go to a southern black Baptist Church...so...feel free to laugh at legit examples. Sorry family.
Cal: The preacher who yells a lot.
Kilorn: the musician who is legit laughing at everything and playing the piano too loud
Evangeline: the lady in the choir who does way too much with her hands
Mare: the lady in the choir who doesn't do enough with her hands
Farley: the lady who is always saying phrases like "uh huh" "yes sir" "praise god" "thank you jesus" "glory!" "Mmm hmmm"
Maven: the deacon who talks a lot and gets into arguments with choir members
Shade: the other musician who hits on all the women in the church
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If my family ever sees this, imma be dead bc more than half the examples I just made are my family.
