You: post something with substance
Me: YOU"RE NOT MY DAD
Me: *should be working on imagines and chapters* I'M TWELVE AGAIN IMMA PLAY THE SAME 1D AND 5SOS PLAYLIST OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Me: Posted 6 chapters to The City
Also Me: All of these chapters's word count combined is one whole real chapter
Me: Write the imaginary texts.
Me: okay.
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Shade: hey girl
Diana: what dost thou want
Shade: I luv u
Diana: mmhmm
Shade: hahahaha
Kilorn: you do realize
Kilorn: that this
Kilorn: is a gc
Diana: you do realize you text in fragments?
Shade: burrrrn
Shade: Hey girl
Diana: what now?
Shade: i luv you
Diana: are you drunk
Mare: very
Diana: *sigh*
Diana: I should have known
Kilorn: hmph
Cal: hey
Maven: hey
Maven: we weren't outside Mare's house
Cal: looking in her window
Maven: longing for her to look at us
Cal: and welcome us inside
Maven: Don't look outside
Cal: we haven't left yet
Mare looks out of the window, opening it.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN HOOLIGANS!"
Cal: That was harsh
Maven: so harsh
Maven: My feelings are hurt
Diana: ya'll are weird
Mare: spying on me
"I SAID GET THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMNED LAWN!"
Shade: hahaha
Diana: oh, honey.