ya'll: dude, gimme something with SUBSTANCE
me: look here, you're going to be overloaded with gay in a little while, okay? plus, who doesn't like Q&A? (Contains spoilers for everything.) I'm not doing the whole list, I'm tired.
I'll do Mare, Cal, Maven, and then I'll answer some questions for me.
M=Me
T=Them
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Cal
M: Please state your full name
T: Tiberias Calore the Seventh, and a lot of shit I don't feel like saying
M: okay...any siblings?
T: yeah...a little brother
M: romantic relationships?
T: mare barrow. it's on again off again, depending on her mood and whether or not she likes silvers that day
M: are you homosexual in any way?
T: no comment
M: so nothing with Kilorn?
T: no comment, bitch
M: okay...best friend?
T: hmm...honestly? I don't think I really have one anymore?
M: well, that's sad
T: well, so is one of your ex-friends killing your girlfriend's brother who was also your friend, only for her best friend to become your friend and you are almost like really close (close under covers tho) you fuck everything up by choosing a crown you end up giving up in the end anyway.
M: I didn't ask for all of that, but okay
T: well--um...my bad
M: i think we should stop
T: ...yeah
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Mare
M: please state your full name
T: Mare Molly Barrow
M: any siblings?
T: Bree Barrow, Tramy Barrow, Gisa Barrow, and the late Shade barrow
M: that's a lotta siblings, your parents were gettin it.
T: *cringing* please stop
M: yep, okay um...romantic relationships?
T: so...see what had happened was, um...I'm really a thot. Okay so in the beginning I met CAl and then shit went down so I had to Marry his brother but we never actually got married but I really liked him and then I betrayed Cal and Cal betrayed me and Maven Betrayed both of us at the same fucking time like-fuck that guy. So me and Cal we fall in love even though at the Notch him and Kilorn were probably fucking behind my back...and then we halfway break up before I turn myself in to Maven to save his royal ass and my siblings. then Maven kisses me. I almost fucking died. MAven marries this bitch named Iris and they actually like hate each other and probably only kissed once, when they had to get married. But Maven's still stuck on this red boy he was in love with but accidentally murdered with his fire powers. I get back to Cal when they storm the wedding and we frickle frack in some bushes, then in his barracks. probably some more, but yeah. And then the bitch ass boi goes and chooses the crown over me. So more shit goes down, Iris betrays maven, maven calls her a nymph bitch. How the fuck was that shit going to work out anyway? Water and Fire? the fuck? Anyway, Iris and Cal are fighting now and I was like "No I STILL LOVE YOU BITCH YOU GOTTA LIVE SO YOU CAN BE MY BABY DADDY!"and he lives so we go and fuck in his bedroom, twice. In one night. because we were horny. and then more shit happens. the scarlet guard steals Maven, Then I have to kill him. Yes, yes he dies. That's sad. I'm not over it, Cal's not over it. He's like "It's okay, I'm ready. i wanna be with you girl. I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch." and I'm like "I know we just went through all of this shit, and I know you're fucking HURTING SO LET ME BE FUCKING DRAMATIC EVEN THOUGH-fuck it." So I dipped out to go live in the mountains, while he was giving up all that royal shit he left mr for in the first place. Then he comes there, and we fuck, again. And then he's halfway my date to a dance, and then our story kinda ends there. But in the epilogue written by that sonofabitch Jon, apparently me and him make little interracial babies. They're cute as fuck. Does that answer your question?
