Red Queen Preferences and Imagines

Texts

you: WHYYYY

Me: deal with it. 

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Maven: Hey

Cal: Check this out.

Maven: why would i want to see that.

Cal: well. this is a group chat.

Farley: awwwww

Shade: don't aw them. our pictures are better.

Mare: AWWWWWWWWW

Maven: My picture all by myself is better than both of yours.

Evangeline: You look like you're just trying to show off how gay you really are.

Maven: Did you come here just to insult me?

Evangeline: Of course not. I came to insult all of with how good me and Elane's pictures are. 

Kilorn: uwu im dying of adorableness. Other than the fact that Mare is kissing Cal. Dude. Shade. You're not going to say anything?

Cal: You're dating a sixteen year old, dude.

Kilorn: DUDE. SHE'S SEVENTEEN. plus, i'm nineteen. you act like you and mare didn't get together when she was 17 and you were like 20. Don't do me.

Cal: touché

Mare: what does it even matter. If you don't ship the couple just because of the age, what's even the point of the series. 

Maven: I was three years younger than Thomas, but everybody loves him.

Mare: riiiight.

Cal: tHaT'S bEcAUSe hE DiED

Cameron: Can we stop talking about me and my boyfriend, and look at these pictures of me and him instead.

(I know Kilorn is blonde. I'm sorry, okay?)

Kilorn: look at dem legssss

Cameron: i knowww bby girl be thicccccc

Cal: *face palm*

Mare: aw

Mare: where's the thiccccc at tho

Farley: riiiiiight

Farley: last time I checked, you was a bean pole

Kilron: BBY GIRL IS THICCC

Kilorn: *whispers* the same way I'm thicccc

Mare: I need better friends.

Shade: we all do.

Cameron: Yeah bby, you thicccccccccccccccccccccccccc

Evangeline: smh

Mare: Cal, why don't you call me thiccccccc?

Cal: see what ya'll started

Mare: iM tHiCK

Shade: smh don't you say it calore

Maven: yeah bby you thick

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Idgaf if nobody answered my question, Cameron's on the new set list