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1. Pretty and ugly.

Mesmerelda: without the ugly, the beautiful couldn't exist.

Flashwing and Golden queen: thank you for your sacrifice.

2. Making my way.

Sonic: Making my way downtown, walking fast...

Sally: Sonic! My Archie comics boyfriend!

Sonic: WALKING FASTER

3. Backup.

Guts Man: I'm being ambushed by Sniper Joes! Someone get on the line!

*Someone answers his call*

Cut Man: Hey gutsy!

Guts Man: anyone other than Cut Man...

4. Really!?

Samus: hey, Rock.

Rock: yes?

*They both stare at each other for a moment*

Samus: You've got something in your hair.

Roll: (from behind a bush) OH COME ON!!!

5. Vandalism.

*Bad Juju breaks a window*

Bad Juju: see Junior, vandalism is wrong.

6. Funeral.

Espio: apparently Charmy has this playlist called, "Play this at my funeral," however I can't imagine any kind of funeral with our character themes playing.

*Some other bees carrying a coffin with the Team Chaotix theme song playing in the background*

7. Danger.
Globox: I laugh in the face of danger!

Rayman: dude, a squirrel ran across the path and you screamed, before hiding behind a log for ten minutes.

Globox: that was ages ago.

Rayman: that was two minutes ago.

8. Puns.

*Blizzard Man, Chill Man, and Ice Man are playing poker.*

Chill Man: full house.

Blizzard Man: SO NOT COOL! You have to be cheating!

Ice Man: woah man, just chill! Don't let it snowball. It's best to just cool it and give him the cold shoulder.

Chill Man: looks like someone isn't playing with a full deck.

Ice Man and Blizzard Man: hey, what did we say about the puns?

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