PREFERENCE #41 (most weird thing you seen them doing)losers

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Bill:
-you walked in on him trying to stick his whole hand in his mouth
-"hey bill can yo-"
-"..."
-"..."

Ben:
-pouring barbecue sauce on his titties
-"Ben what was for ho-"
-"it's not what it looks like!!"
-"Ben da fuck!?"

Eddie:
-twerking
-"ummm Eddie?"
-"I LEarNeD iT fOr YOu"

Richie:
-stipping to a picture of you.
-given the picture of you a lap dance
-"umm Richie?"
-"yes my queen?"
-"what are you doing?"
-"you~"

Stan:
-running over Richie with his bike
-Richie started running
-he wasn't fast enough
-you can still hear his yells of pain
-But Stan took you out for pizza!!
-so everything is cool now :)

Bev:
-you were cuddling with her
-then she licked your hand
-then she starting biting your hand
-is this Bev or a cat?
-it doesn't matter
-because you like pussy
-get it?

Mike:
-sucking his di-
-kidding
-he was trying to do yoga
-he got stuck in the splits
-you took pictures
-he made you sleep on the couch

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