SpadesWatermelon's Book Of Wisdom

Alcohol

Me myself, enjoy a drink here and there.

Again, "Gustave! You're not old enough to drink!" Is what you guys are saying.

Let me live, okay?

Anyway.

I like to have a drink because most of the time it makes pain go away. Like emotional pain I mean...not like being stabbed.

If you are stabbed, drinking is the last thing you should do. It'll thin your blood and you'll bleed out faster.

Anyway, again.

I also like a drink because it's a good thing to bond over. Sharing your favorite brand of liqour with your friends is a beautiful thing.

You can have fun over one little bottle.

And I find that rather nice.