Tytraxx: guYS I HAVE TEA
Nana: if it's my tea spill it idc
snakeyes: ^
heck: ^
bunbundoyoung: spILL IT BITCH
Tytraxx: I learned that Jaemin likes to watch his boyfriends fuck
bunbundoyoung: nvm I just choked on my tea brb
hyunjae: he really just did hold on anyone know how to do the heimlich maneuver on a bunny
Tytraxx: shut the fuck up
Hyunjae: I'm not just gonna let him choke!
Tytraxx: yes you are
bunbundoyoung: you're just jealous that your boyfriend won't do the same if you choked on tea because your children are dating
Tytraxx: first off: JaeRenNo are not related
Secondly: Ten might save me
Hyunjae: waiT THEYRE IN A THREESOME?
Nana: no shit Sherlock
heyitschan: Sherlock?
Tytraxx: don't start
ihatethisgroup: IM
heyitschan: SO
ihatethisgroup: CURIOUS
weeb: what the frick bro
weeb: what's happening
hyunjae: I have now learned that Jeno, Renjun, and Jaemin are in a threesome and Jaemin has a weird kink
weeb: mY KIDS WHAT THE FUCK BRO
tytraxx: THATS WHAT I SAID
tail: UGH THEY'RE BECOMING LIKE US NOW WAHHHHHH
xxjhonnyxx: why is Taeil crying again
Tytraxx: oh yknow, we just talking about the normal things families talk about
xxjhonnyxx: families talk about their kids having sex?
bennytenny: Johnny Seos' last braincell is NOT working
bennytenny: NO YOU FUCKING IMBECILE OF A PALM TREE
xxjhonnyxx: don't gotta do that damn
xxjhonnyxx: I'm from Chicago I hear things like this all the time and I don't know if they're real or not.
Tytraxx: stop using the Chicago excuse to cover up your weird-ass family
xxjhonnyxx: my family is NOT weird...
xxjhonnyxx: they're just special
weeb: yeah, specially stupid
xxjhonnyxx: I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass you unwanted piece of shit
(If it's bold it means they speaking in their native language, like for Johnny it's English.)
weeb: I'm not on that America shit bye hoes
schlongxuxi: hey Jungwoo
soft: what?
schlongxuxi: if I were a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together
soft: ««« me right now ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ihatethisgroup: oh I got one!
ihatethisgroup: hey Donghyuck
heyitschan: what
ihatethisgroup: if I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe
heyitschan: stay right where you are Mark Lee
Tytraxx: I just choked
Tytraxx: on my tea
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Okay how is this book already up to 400+ reads I'm not even funny got damn
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