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Chat #17

Private chat between Nana, snakeyes, and heck

heck: babe

snakeyes: what

Nana: what

heck: holy shit didn't think you both would answer so fast

heck: could you both come here please?

snakeyes: what for?

heck: you'll like it, just come on

Nana: I hope this isn't the only thing I'm coming on *wink wonk*

snakeyes: would you quit it with the dirty innuendo Jaemin

heck: he's right, Jeno

snakeyes: god fuck hold on one minute I'm coming—

Nana: sucks Donghyuck isn't in here he would've made the more than one way joke

snakeyes: heck Donghyuck

Nana: ✌️

heck: IM ASKING FOR ATTENTION YOU COCKS

snakeyes: JESUS FUCK HOLD YOUR DICK STILL FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

heck: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Nana: I'm omw

heck: thank you

heck: JENO

snakeyes: FINE

ICTEA

Tytraxx: why are there noises coming from Renjaenos room

tail: honestly what is a ship name anymore

Tytraxx: I'm serious what the fuck is happening

ihatethisgroup: they're probably fucking again

WinSi: 😭

weeb: calm down they're old enough to do what they want

WinSi: hey! Let me be sad!

weeb: okay now—

ihatethisgroup: ITS GETTING WORSE

Tytraxx: WHAT

ihatethisgroup: THEY'RE SO LOUD UGH WHY DO THREESOMES HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?!

Tytraxx: I DON'T KNOW IVE NEVER BEEN IN ONE

Hyunjae: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE ON THIS DAY

ihatethisgroup: JAEHYUN COULD YOU NOT QUOTE DRAG QUEENS ANYMORE

Hyunjae: YOURE NOT MY MOM

Hyunjae: BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

ihatethisgroup: ITS THE THREESOME YOU THICK SKULLED RAT MOLESTER

Hyunjae: DOYOUNG IS A BUNNY NOT A RAT

Tytraxx: OH?!

ihatethisgroup: YOU JUST CONFIRMED THAT YOU MOLEST DOYOUNG IM GOING TO LEAVE

Hyunjae: I DONT- UGH I GIVE UP I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE KIDS BUT N E V E R M I N D

bunbundoyoung: MARK I'D ADVISE YOU SHUT UP

ihatethisgroup: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, BITE ME?

bunbundoyoung: NOPE, IM GONNA THROW YOU IN A DITCH FILLED WITH DIFFERENT POISONOUS INSECTS AND ANIMALS AND THE REST OF US ARE GONNA BET ON WHAT WILL KILL YOU FIRST

ihatethisgroup: JESUS CHRIST NEVER MIND

bunbundoyoung: OH AND JUST FOR THE RECORD IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE POLY RELATIONSHIP BULLSHIT AND ME BITING PEOPLE JAEHYUN LIKES BITING.

Hyunjae: I DON'T DESERVE TO BE EXPOSED LIKE THIS

bunbundoyoung: YES YOU DO

Tytraxx: JAJEJAJJEJAJEJA

Hyunjae: DOYOUNG I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

bunbundoyoung: I DO BUT MARK JUST TICKED ME OFF AND EXPOSING MY BOYFRIEND SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA

Hyunjae: IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR ASSHOLE IN TWO

bunbundoyoung: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DO THAT ALREADY

Tytraxx: CAN WE BE DONE YET

Hyunjae: PLEASE

bunbundoyoung: FINE, BUT JUST THIS ONCE

Hyunjae: 😤

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Damn this one's long yikes but It's kinda funny even tho I spent like 2 minute intervals over the last 2 days writing it.