GOD OF GODS (High school dxd X Male reader) Vol. 1 (OLD AND SHITTY BOOK)

Your judgement.

I opened my eyes and rubbed my eyes....

Y/n: Ah... throne beds are the best..

I stood up. Then... I noticed a lewd black bra..

Y/n: Man. What's this thing doing here..

I inspected it, Smelled it...

Y/n: Smells like Grayfia... Shit maybe this is Grayfia's property....

I threw it out on the window.

Y/n: May the lucky guy get it.

I kicked the door, Heading outside. I walked through the hallways, Heading to the dining room..

Y/n: What's the meal.

I sat on the huge stylish and gold seat.

Maid: P-please... Seat on the other chair........ that chair is for our highness...

I then leaned my feets on the table.

Y/n: Tch. Fuck him. Fuck your royalty I can fuck him up. And fuck you maid.

Then Issei came. Which overheard my words.. then headed to the maid.

Issei: Y/n! What the heck? Stop that!

I then closed my eyes waiting for the food....

Y/n: Get me a salad maid!

Maid: Y-yes!

Issei: Y/n! This is not you!!

Y/n: Of course. I have my full power back! I can kill you instantly...

I then swiped both my eyes. But only left eye worked...

Issei: Full power???

Y/n: I-I can explain...

Then another maid headed towards me and stuffed the plate with salad on my face

Maid: Here is your salad. Faggot!

I then grabbed the napkin and rubbed it on my face..

It was Grayfia, Which is wearing a maidlike clothes...

Y/n: G-grayfia.... I can explain...........

I looked everywhere in panic.... Grayfia giving me a death intent glare..

Grayfia: I'll give you a fanservice....

She clenched her fist, While the other maids grabbed both my arms

Y/n: I'm sorry!! Please no!!! I don't want this nightmare!!!!!!

Then I got beat up.

Grayfia: Never treat maids like a lowly scum again.

Y/n: Okay! I'm sorry! Thanks to Sirzech for marrying you....

Grayfia: What did you say?!

Y/n: I said, I wanna rape you.

Everyone on the place gets shocked, Including me.

Then every maids prepared weapons.

And Grayfia can't help but to blush....

Y/n: Easy... That's a joke.. Thanks for the meal. I had fun..

I then stood up, Heading outside.

There is Akeno in gym outfit, Stretching.

Y/n: Yo Akeno!

I waved as Akeno looked at me..

Akeno: My, my... Y/n...

Then I spotted Rias heading towards us.. then

Akeno stopped stretching and jumped on, She is sittin on my legs..

Akeno: Y/n... Yamate augh.. mhn...

Akeno is sweaty and licked my neck..

Y/n: Akeno....

Then Rias spotted us..

Rias: Akeno!!! Stop stealing Y/n from me!!!!

Rias crossed her arms....

Rias: This is unfair!!!!

She then pushed Akeno, leavin me alone but..

Akeno: My, my.. you want some too?

Akeno then fondled Rias breasts.....

Rias: Aughn... mhn.... hmn...

Y/n: Now this is what we call hentai.

I sneaked, leaving them alone..
Then I spotted Raynare.. why is Raynare here....

I headed towards Raynare.

Y/n: Hey Rayna-

She then slapped me...

Raynare: You idiot. You said you were gonna take me to the mall....

Y/n: There is a mall in the underworld.. I can take you there right now..

I grabbed her hands and runned, heading to the mall...