Pete and Stan say hello to Jacqueline

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JACQUELINE was sitting in the Casino at the bar. PETE and STAN enter the Casino looking for MICK. They decided to approach JACQUELINE at the bar.

STAN: That is a crime.

JACQUELINE: What is?

STAN: Beautiful lady sitting alone in a casino.

JACQUELINE: My friends are here over at the roulette table. (points towards KENNETH and LIAM)

PETE: Do you not gamble?

JACQUELINE: Oh no! I once lost £11 on a fruit machine once! Now I daren't gable again!

STAN: Very sensible woman!

PETE: But why are you in a casino if you don't gamble?!

STAN: Not everyone wants to piss there money up the walls like you son!

JACQUELINE: Wait don't I know you?

PETE: I don't think so why? We don't owe you any money, do we?!

STAN: Shut up!

JACQUELINE: I never forget a face. Didn't I once see you pair dig through a bush?

STAN: I beg your pardon?!

JACQUELINE: Yeah it was at the Solana Benidorm! Me and my late husband helped dig you through the bush so you could get in without paying!

PETE: Oh yeah! It's Jackie, isn't it?

JACQUELINE: Jacqueline yeah. Your Mick's family, aren't you?

PETE: That's right. I'm his brother, Pete and that's our father Stan.

JACQUELINE: Oh, smashing! I bet Mick's happy to see you here!

MICK enters the Casino and spots PETE and STAN.

MICK: Oh shit!

MICK tries to sneak out of the Casino before they spot him. As he is sneaking off STAN spots him and tries to get his attention.

STAN: Michael? Where are you going? Oi Michael?!

PETE: Mick? MICK?!

JACQUELINE: Oh, dear maybe he didn't hear ya?



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