Gurukul - The Past Or The Present?

Spit Handshake

Sameeksha's POV

I was sitting in the middle row, our first Anatomy lecture was about to start and students were coming into the classroom.

Bandana was giving her Sport trials and Disha was a bit late.

I saw her coming and right behind her was Abhishek. I smiled.

She was about to sit next to me when Abhishek came running, "wait wait wait" He said, "can I please sit here?" He asked.

I smiled awkwardly. "Where am I gonna sit?" Disha asked.

"Disha!!" Someone called her, we turned and saw a guy waving his hand. He signed Disha to sit next to him.

"Great, tum Shub ke pass beth jao" Abhishek said. Disha smiled and nodded.

"Hey" Abhishek said sitting next to me. "Hi" I said with a smile.

"Oh hi Abhay" The girl sitting in the front row turned, "h...hey" Abhishek said.

"Last night was fun" She said a smirk, "umm...yeah...s...sort of" He said awkwardly, trying to avoid that coversation.

"Esa kya fun kia, huh?" I teased him, he smiled, "aaj raat ko batau...actually karke dikhau?" He asked with a smirk, "shut up" I said hitting his biceps. He chuckled.

The lecture started.

That girl was turning back every five minutes just to pass a smile to Abhishek.

"Apni bandi ko bolo seedha aage dekhe" I whispered to Abhishek. "Kyu? Jealous??" He asked. "Jealous? Nhi matlab kyu??" I asked. "Kyu ki me hot hu" He said, "to isme me kyu jalu?" I asked.

"Kyu ki me hot hu, bol to raha hu" He said, "haan to me kyu jalu isme?" I asked confused.

"Koi mujhse jalega to mujhe accha feel hoga na, iss lie mujhe accha feel karao aur jalo" He said. "What nonsense?" I asked in disbelief.

"Hey!! You!!" We heard sir's voice, "Battak ki shakal wale!!" Sir said, "tumhe bula rahe hai" I said to Abhishek, he made a poker face, "aur baaju wali, uski girlfriend" Sir called.

We both looked at him, "bahar jaake flirt karna, abhi anatomy pe dhyaan do" He said.

"Excuse me? Meri shakal battak jesi nhi hai" Abhishek said. I chuckled.

"To aur kya hero lagte ho? Shahrukh Khan kahu tumhe?" Sir asked. "Woh sab mujhe nhi pata, bas meri shakal battak jesi nhi hai. Aap ese baat nhi kar sakte mujhse" Abhishek said.

I was trying me best to control my laughter.

"Me to kahunga, tum batao kya kar loge?" Sir said, "to me bhi keh sakta hu aap ki shakal gadhe jesi hai" Abhishek said.

The whole class started laughing, including me. I held Abhishek's hand, signalling him to stop and apologize.

"Shut up!!" Sir shouted. "Tum niklo yaha se" He said to Abhishek, "to aap admit karte ho aapki shakal gadhe jesi hai?" Abhishek asked, "I said GET OUT!" Sir shouted on the top of his voice.

"Aur apni girlfriend ko bhi saath leke jaana" He said, "me?? Me kyu jau?" I said, "me to isko jaanti bhi nhi" I said standing up. "Jo bhi ho, niklo dono" He said.

I gritted my teeth looking at Abhishek and we both left the class.

"Khush ho ab?" I asked Abhishek, "sorry? Aap kon? Me to aapka jaanta bhi nhi" He said, I made a poker face.

"Ditcher kahinki! Musibat ka time aate hi chod dia" He complained, "ditcher nhi hu me" I defended myself.

"Accha?" He asked, "haan" I said.

"Pakka?" He asked, I nodded.

"Theek hai, promise karo musibat ke time kabhi nhi chodogi" He said, "promise" I said immediately.

He spit on his hand and forwaded it for a hand shake.

"Yuckkkk" I said, "yeh kya badtameezi hai??" I asked.

"Dekho, pehle pakke promises ke lie haath me cut deke khoon ko milate the, but I'm nice, I don't wanna hurt you, to ham thook wala promise karenge" He said, "that's disgusting, me nhi mila rhi haath" I said taking a step back.

He held my hand and shook it with his.

"Ewwww!!! Abhishek!!!" I said taking my hand back. I rubbed it with his blazer.

"Gande!!" I said hitting him, he chuckled and started running.