Connor x Reader •Imagines• •Oneshots• Detroit: Become Human

Intoxicated

First person point of view
791 words

It was Hanks couple of days off and how else would he spend it than some drinking.

"(Y-n) get off the floor, you said you'd be my drinking buddy" Hank demanded and I sighed "Just let me love Sumo, ask Connor to drink with you" I suggested and wrapped my arms around Sumo "Can Androids get shit-faced?" Hank questioned and I shrugged "Connor?" I ask.

"Well, androids do have a bloodstream and the blood goes  through the circuits in the brain so it all depends if it affects androids like it does with humans" Connor looked over towards me "Well Connor, how do you feel about some experimentation" I turned over onto my stomach and smiled "Well, it would provide some valuable information on how much androids can consume" Connor lifted his hand to his mouth and weighed the pros and cons.

"Oh, we can also do a little test like if humans or androids can hold their liquor longer, I will, of course, contribute as the human since Hank is always wasted" I got up from my stomach and started towards the kitchen. I pulled out two shots glasses from Hanks cupboard and set them down on the table "I'm not always drunk" Hank argued and both I and Connor looked at Hank rolled our eyes. I picked up a bottle of tequila and neatly poured the shot in the cups.

I picked up my shot and watched as Connor did as well, I raise the shot-glass to toast "A toast to....science and Conner lifted him to mine "To science" He repeats and taps the glass against mine.

Simultaneously we put the glasses to our mouths and throw our heads back, the liquor burned my throat as it went down "augh, okay how about four shots in the span of twelve minutes, three minutes between every shot" I set the glass down and lean against the wall behind me. Connor seemed completely unaffected by the burn of alcohol, I place my cheek in my hand and tilt my head another "Shame" I mumble and Connor turned towards me "What is?" He asked and I let out a small laugh "Nothing, I should start pouring  the next shot" I pick the whiskey up and look over at Hank "Care to join?" I ask and he shrugs "I don't see why not"

~Three Shots Later~

I lean against Connor and try to reach for his hair but he gently pushed my hands back down "You have really nice hair, I just wanna touch it" My words slurred as I opened my mouth "I guess this answers the question on who can hold liquor longer" Conner sighed and looked over to Hank, who was now passed out on his couch "Right, the experiment- uh do you feel your consciousness is dulled or speech is slurred?" I try to manage clearly but it came out in bits and pieces "I do feel like my senses have been significantly decreased and I'm also getting weird impulses" He responded and I rub the back of my head "So alcohol affects androids, this is a breakthrough" I give a cheer and look out at my car "Its probably best to stay here tonight" I exhale and pick my shot glass up and place it in the sink.

I stumble over my feet and into Connors chest "You're comfy" I hiccup and wrap my arms around him "You're drunk" Connor shot back "You're sexy" I laugh as Connor begins to carry me to Hanks other couch "As amusing as it is to watch you like this, it's probably best to settle you down" He insisted and I groaned.

Conner swayed a couple times before tripping over his feet, we both fell to the ground and Connor hovered over my body.

"My apologies, it seems that the alcohol is also affecting my movements" Connor apologized "Its fine" I chuckled and looked up at Connor who was now staring down at me "Is something wrong?" I questioned and he seemed to snap back "No, I've just gotten an impulse is all" Conner shook his head and I tilted mine "Why don't you act on it?" I ask and he shifted "It wouldn't be right to do" He answered in a mumble "You're such a doll" I lift my hand to his cheek.

He gave a small smile before hoisting the both of us back up. Connor carefully set me down on the couch and I close my eyes as my consciousness began to slip, I felt a pair of lips on my forehead before I finally succumbed to a deep sleep.

This chapter is shorter but cute (I suppose)