Chapstick 11
Journal Entry 674
Date: March 35, 6969
Zoom Zoom
kitty zoomers
Me and Brandon find ourselves at the bar.
We is frigigin drunk on the Appel juice
but thats fine.... I think
shakes apple juice
sips apple juice
We form the Plan™️
Words jiggle out of our mouths, drippin and slippin with the juices
SlurpDeSlurp
We think hard
Harder!
Too hard
oof!
Our noddle noodles are over cooked like an egg left inthe Arizona concrete on a 100 degree day, but Celsius because we hate Canada
SlurpDeSlurp
We realize one thing. The two things we realized were that Mr Moreeses dad jokes affect everyone in a 200 meter radius. Multiple dat radius by pi and and you have disastrous consequences
wen will Brandion learn that his actions have consequences
Brandon used the air in his lungs to exhale sound waves from his tongue to conclude that we don't know who third chizzle is.
murmurmurmur
peeved we are
That only leaves one option
The scroll of solomans wisdom
It turns out there is this mountain called Eboot where u inserts the four wisdom teeth. We don't have wisdom teeth
Is this we isn't smart? nahhh
One slapperoo of the scroll will send better Brandon into the adromaton galaxy.
oooffOOO
this means one thing.
We are going to have, a uncivil war.
YOU ARE READING
Better Brandon's rain/reign of sweat and moisture.
RandomA dramatic love story between Katie and Brandon. Or it is???? Better Brandon struts into school with such an attidude and such a magnitude of 9.0 at every step. Or at least that's what he thinks??? Brandon, who just happens to be his twin by the wa...
