Outside the Fortress
Simmons is sitting in the warthog, talking with the other reds.
Simmons: Okay, so let me get this straight... they were talking... to the bomb.
Leo: Were they talking to it as a... person?
Grif: Guys, I don't know. They mentioned something about candles and a bubble bath, and they were playing some kind of a New Age CD. It's like a Yanni fan club meeting.
Leo: Sounds very relaxing.
Sarge: That makes no sense at all. Did you wanna translate for us Pinky Pants?
Donut: My guess is that they're trying to get the bomb to do something for 'em.
Simmons: And all that sweet talk and candles will work on a bomb.
Donut: It would work on me!
Leo: Why are they even trying to convince a bomb? Its not even a person!
Grif: I don't understand it to man!
Sarge: Doncha see what they're tryin' to do?
Grif: No. Isn't that the point of this conversation?
Sarge: The Blues are obviously trying to coax the bomb into rearming. They're about to launch an attack. On us!
Grif: Why would they do that?
Sarge: Because they're Blues. Somebody get this kid the manual.
Simmons: Oh-ho, I hate the Blues.
Sarge: That's the spirit Simmons.
Leo: Wait? I thought we were cool with the blues now?
Sarge: Leo, I'm going to have to teach you the basics again.
Fortress Beach
To several Lopezes in formation.
O'Malley: Hoohoohoohohahaha. And now the hour is at hand. It is time, my robot minions.
Doc: He means robot miniones. Where's your cultural sensitivity?
O'Malley: Oh shut up. At last, we will seize our destiny!
Doc: Do we really have to seize destiny? Can't we just invite it to join our online circle of friends?
O'Malley: Quiet you fool. And quit sending me those invites. They're repulsive. Prepare for battle! We will break upon their fortress like an evil wind!
Doc: Oh.
O'Malley: Crushing our opponents with lightning speed! Attack!
Robot Army: Charge.
The Robot Army starts walking slowly forward.
O'Malley: You there, hurry along. And you in the back. You- Lopez, can't you speed them up?
Lopez: >This is their maximum velocity.<
O'Malley: This isn't what I asked for.
Lopez: >You said you wanted a day of victory. At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours.<
O'Malley: Heuh...
A Robot: Charge.
Inside the Fortress
Back with the Blues.
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Red vs Blue Season 3: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 3, Are group of idiots are all split up in different places, to find O'Malley and stop him. The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
