This one is more of a meme, okay? No hard feelings ok? Just for shits and giggles.
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1772
In a meeting of European powers with Austria, Russia, Prussia and Turkey...
Turkey: He has gotten quite big...
Prussia: I agree...
Russia: How about... a game?
Austria: Who can pick the biggest piece off of Poland?
Turkey: I'll pass this time. Russia made a toll on my soldiers.
Prussia, Russia and Austria: Let the battle begin.
Elsewhere in the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth
Poland: I just got a really weird shiver down my back Liet!
Lithuania: *looking out the window* Oh dear...
1793~~
Once again, a meeting of European powers gathered again.
Turkey: So who got the biggest piece?
Russia: I think I did.
Prussia: No way, I did.
Austria: I think my piece of pretty big.
Russia: It's obviously me.
Turkey: How about a second round to decide?
Prussia, Austria and Russia: Okay!
Elsewhere, in Poland
Poland: *Pretty tired and battered.* Aye, I got that shiver again... *Looks out the window* ah... kurwa!
1795
Yet another meeting.
Turkey: So, I got a very small piece that last time. How much did you get Russia?
Russia: Half the country. Mother Russia wants more~
Prussia: Ha! I got the western part!
Austria: I got most of the southern part.
Russia: Let's see how far we can push it!
Prussia and Austria: Alright.
Turkey: Yeah, I'm backing out. Poland ain't looking too good.
Back in Poland~
Poland: We still have Warsaw as a capital!
Lithuania: Poland, you're in a fullbody cast and I'm pretty sure my leg is broken along with a few ribs. Stop it.
Poland: Don't worry liet! We'll just make sure they won- Oh? Who's knocking at the door?
Lithuania: dON't oPEN iT!
The Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth has dissolved~
Belarus: I'M FREE!
Lithuania: *groaning in pain* Aww...
Some time during the 1800s
Y/n:Where the hell did Poland go?
Russia and Prussia: *whistling innocently in the corner.*
Austria: They talked me into it.
Poland: *barely alive* H...Help...
1914
Poland: *Heard about WW1* nOoOoOoO
Lithuania: Don't worry ol' buddy. I'm here in tip top shape!
Germany: Hi.
Russia: Hi again.
Lithuania: *ghosted*
Poland: *sigh* Here we go again...
The end of WW1
Poland: I'M FinalLY IndEPENdant! I will be called the Second Polish Republic!
Y/n: Y'all should really give Poland a break.
Everyone in Europe: Oh we will :))))
Poland: Oh wait, what's that forming in the distance?
Russia, Ukraine and Belarus: *Union* :D
Everyone: Russia... Got bigger.
Russia: Nonono... We will soon be known as the USSR. We will be greatest nation.
1939
The allies: *to Germany* We'll give you... Czechoslovakia, some of this, and this piece of Poland!
Poland: StAhP!
The Axis: How about we just try and take the whole thing!
Poland: Fine! I'll fight all y'all!
Lithuania: I'll just tell you when they want invade...
Poland: Like, thanks Liet. You're a saviour.
1950s
Poland: I'm done with all of you guys' shi-
Russia: *smiling creepily*
America: *Glares back at Russia*
Russia: *to East Europe countries* This one is mine, and this one is mine too, so is this one! Communism! Poland, and everyone on this side is mine!
Eastern European countries: We feel your pain Poland...
Poland: No YOu doN'T! StOp LYinG!
Present
Poland: Ahhh~ Peace and quiet! PONY!
Pony: Neigh
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