Here's the version using the asian countries!!! This will include the Koreas, China, Japan, and India~ Maybe Hong Kong and Taiwan.
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China: *Overloaded with government stuff and dealing with legal shit from all his province cuz theyre all different*
Japan: *Middle finger to China and S.Korea and N.Korea*
S. Korea: FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
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Taiwan: DO i belong do China or am I independan...*china hits her in the face*
China: MiNE! YOU HEAR?
Hong Kong: ...
China: DO NOT EVEN TRY ME HONG KONGGGG
Taiwan: *has recovered* F**K YOUUUUUUUU CHINAAAA
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India:... Feeling okay china?
China: Those mountains are mine too.
India: No. Over my cold dead body.
China: ...That can be arranged~~~
10 years later
India: Why is the Dalai lama on the run...
China: *Whistling while hiding all his weapons.*
India: What have you-
China: NOTHING
India: ...what happened to Ti-
China: I DID NOTHING!
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China: *writing something*
Hong Kong: *Looks over, answers china*
Japan: *Looks over, confusing sets in, attempts to answer*
China: What is...that?
Japan: I'M TRYING HERE
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India: *Drinking tea*
China: *Drinking Tea*
India: What are we?
China: Friends. We have problems, but we are friends.
India: ahhh, ok *sips cup*
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China: You can have this stuff *throws stuff to N.Korea*
China: And you can have stuff~ *Throws stuff to Russia*
China: and you can have all of this!!! *Throws more stuff to USA* But you still owe me money.
China:EVERYONE CAN HAVE STUFFFFFFFFF
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Alright here are some of the East Asian countries! This whole thing is meant as a joke, so please don't take it seriously.
IT'S MEANT ENTIRELY AS SHITS AND GIGGLES!!!! PLEASE DON'T BASH ME IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!
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