If the countries were... Asian version

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Here's the version using the asian countries!!! This will include the Koreas, China, Japan, and India~ Maybe Hong Kong and Taiwan.

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China: *Overloaded with government stuff and dealing with legal shit from all his province cuz theyre all different*

Japan: *Middle finger to China and S.Korea and N.Korea*

S. Korea: FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

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Taiwan: DO i belong do China or am I independan...*china hits her in the face*

China: MiNE! YOU HEAR?

Hong Kong: ...

China: DO NOT EVEN TRY ME HONG KONGGGG

Taiwan: *has recovered* F**K YOUUUUUUUU CHINAAAA

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India:... Feeling okay china?

China: Those mountains are mine too.

India: No. Over my cold dead body.

China: ...That can be arranged~~~

10 years later

India: Why is the Dalai lama on the run...

China: *Whistling while hiding all his weapons.*

India: What have you-

China: NOTHING

India: ...what happened to Ti-

China: I DID NOTHING!

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China: *writing something*

Hong Kong: *Looks over, answers china*

Japan: *Looks over, confusing sets in, attempts to answer*

China: What is...that?

Japan: I'M TRYING HERE

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India: *Drinking tea*

China: *Drinking Tea*

India: What are we?

China: Friends. We have problems, but we are friends.

India: ahhh, ok *sips cup*

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China: You can have this stuff *throws stuff to N.Korea*

China: And you can have stuff~ *Throws stuff to Russia*

China: and you can have all of this!!! *Throws more stuff to USA* But you still owe me money. 

China:EVERYONE CAN HAVE STUFFFFFFFFF

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Alright here are some of the East Asian countries! This whole thing is meant as a joke, so please don't take it seriously. 

IT'S MEANT ENTIRELY AS SHITS AND GIGGLES!!!! PLEASE DON'T BASH ME IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!

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