Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Hum Tum

Next day in Office Ruhi came to Aadi cabin to thank him.

Aadi - Kuch kaam tha?

Ruhi - Wo thanks bolna tha.

Aadi - To bolo.

Ruhi - Ji....

Aadi - Haa. Jo karne aayi thi wo karo.

Ruhi - Thank you sir. Aapne meri jaan bachayi.

Aadi - OK.

Ruhi - O..K..

Aadi - Haa ok. Or kuch?

Ruhi - Wo sorry bhi bolna tha. Or is baar puri feelings ke saath.

Aadi - Wo kis liye?

Ruhi - Wo... maine kal aapko ulta sidha bol diya na. Wo kya hai na ki main bahut pareshan thi or andhere me dar bhi gayi thi to gussa bhi aa raha tha isliye maine aapke baare me kuch jyada bol diya. Mujhe pata nahi tha na ki aap Aaditya Singhaniya hi hai. Isliye maine ... aapne mujhe maaf to kar diya na.

Aadi - Hu.

Ruhi - Thank God main to dar hi gayi thi. Mujhe laga tha aap mujhe maaf hi nahi karenge. Meri friends humesha mujhe kehti rehti hai ki Ruhi sambhal kar bol...lekin main...

Aadi - Stop it. Just because of maine tumhari help ki iska matlab ye nahi hai ki tum mujhe apna friend samjhne lago or nonstop bolti raho. Mujhe apne employees apni limit me hi pasand hai. To apni limit me raho. Jaao jakar apna kaam karo.

Ruhi - OK Sir. " Kal ke incidence ke baad mujhe laga tha ki gentle man hai lekin nahi ye to ek number ka akru ghamandi or kharus hai"

Aadi - Kya hua ab tak yaha kyu khadi ho?

Ruhi - Jaati hu sir.
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Yuvi - Hello Sanyasi kaha hai tu?

Sid - Apni favourite jagah pe.

Yuvi - Wahi samundar kinare ka khopcha.

Sid - Teri language ko aaj kal hota kya ja raha hai. Simple language me beach bol sakta hai na?

Yuvi - Mood nahi hai beach bolne ka. Tujhe maine isliye call kiya tha ki main bahar ja raha hu. Bua ji ne tera number try kiya mila nahi. To unhone mujhe phone kar diya. Wo tujhse baat karna chahti thi. Unhe call kar lena.

Sid - OK.

Sid was busy in enjoying the beauty of sunset when he saw some goons forcefully taking Nitya with them. Suddenly Nitya saw sid there and call him for help.

Nitya - Are kaise ladke ho tum. Tumhare saamne gunde ek ladki ko utha ke le ja rahe hai or tum khade khade dekh rahe ho.

Sid - Aap log inhe kaha le ja rahe hai or kyu?

1 gunda- Are bhai tu beech me mat pad. Humare boss ne is ladki ko bulwaya hai.

Nitya - Are kahani sunane me time waste mat karo Mujhe bachao plz.

Sid - Dekhiye jo bhi problems hai wo baat karke solve ki ja sakti hai. Aise kisi ladki ke sath suluk karna sahi nahi hai. Chod dijiye inhe.

1 gunde- Teri kuch lagti hai?

Sid - Nahi.

Gunda- To apna kaam kar na. Humare raste me aayega to apne pairo pe khada nahi rahega.

Sid - Aap maar peet ki baat kyu karne lage? Main to baat karne mamla suljhane ki baat kar raha hu.

Nitya. - Are mere ahinsa ke pujari ye log gandhi Ji ke bhakt nahi hai jo tumhari baatein sunke ruk jayenge. Are maaro inhe or bachao Mujhe.

Goons forcefully taking Nitya with them. Sid try to stop them but they push them hard. Sid get angry and beat them. All goons ran away.

Sid - Kaun hai ye log jo tumhare piche pade hai. Pehle shopping mall me or ab yaha. Us din parking area me bhi yahi log the na.

Nitya - Parking area..

Sid - Us din meri car me tum inhi logo se bachne ke liye chupi thi na.

Nitya - Wo car wale tum the.

Sid - Haa.

Nitya - Tum to bahut handsome ho yaar. Guru ji ki jay ho.

Sid - Kya?

Nitya - Wo guru ji ki jay ho unki kripa se main bach gayi na. Tum mujhe bachane ke liye humesha aa jate ho.

Sid - wo gunde to Chale gaye na ab tum  apne ghar ja sakti hai.

Nitya - Are aise kaise? Agar wo wapus aa gaye to?

Sid - kyu? Or waise wo gunde tumhare piche kyu pade the?

Nitya - Are koi gunda kisi khoobsoorat ladki ke piche kyu pada hota hai. Usase shadi karne ke liye.

Sid - To wo tumse shadi karna chahta hai.

Nitya - Haa.

Sid - To kar lo.

Nitya -  Main ek gunde se shadi kar lu! Tumhara dimag khrab hai kya? Mere jaisi khoobsoorat ladki ek gunde se shadi kaise kar sakti hai. Bus maine use mana kar diya or Usne apne gunde laga diye mere piche. Tab se main usase bachti fir rahi hoo. Lekin aaj Un logo ne Mujhe pakad liya. Agar aaj tum nahi hote to mera kya hota.

Sid - filmy story.

Nitya - Kya kaha? Haa Haa jyada tar logo ko mere jaisi majboor ladki ki kahani filmy hi lagti hai.

Sid - OK OK. Sorry. Ab kya? Main ghar chod du tumhe?

Nitya - Haa. Waise mera naam Nitya hai or tum..

Sid - Sid.

Nitya -  Sid kya?

Sid - Sidharth. Ab Chale.

Nitya - Haa chalo.
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Yuvi - Haay Anarkali.

Tiya - Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?

Tiya was in a coffee shop with her friends  when she saw Yuvi there.

Yuvi - Film dekhne aaya hu.

Tiya - What?

Yuvi - Kya what. Are Anarkali tumhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki tum aise bewkoofi wale questions puchogi. Are coffee shop me koi coffee pine hi aata hai na. Main bhi yaha apne dosto ke sath coffee pine aaya hu.

Tiya - Tum mujhe follow to nahi kar rahe?

Yuvi - Ladkiyo ka dream hota hai ki Yuvi unhe follow kare but Yuvi kisi ko follow nahi karta.

Tiya - Thik hai to jao apne dosto ke sath coffee piyo, meri friends mera wait kar rahi hai.

Tiya want to move from there but her path is block by some boys.

"Usne follow nahi kiya to kya hua hum follow kar lete hai" a boy said.

Tiya - Hato samne se.

"Hume apne sath coffee nahi pilaogi" Said another.

Tiya - Sidhi tarah se mera rasta chodo warna.

All boys - Warna kya?

"Warna tum log yaha se ghar sahi salamat wapus nahi jaoge" said Yuvi who comes there to help Tiya.

"Tu iska hero hai kya? " asked one.

Tiya - Tum chup karo.

Yuvi - Tum tension mat lo Anarkali. Fight dekhogi.

Within a second Yuvi start beating them. One of the boy try to hit him with bat but Tiya hold it. Another boy try to slap her but she hold his hand and twist. Yuvi who was watching it became so shocked. Tiya beat the boys hard. All became injured. Tiya comes to Yuvi who was still in shock.

Tiya - Kya hua hero aise hairan kyu ho? Samjhi tumne socha ki ye to ladki hai, kamzor hai, gundo se daar jayegi. Lekin main koi kamzor type ki ladki nahi hu. Apni Safety ka khyal khud hi rakh sakti hu. Black belt hu judo karate me. Samjhe.

Yuvi - Hu....