Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Ye Kya Hua Kaise Hua

Aadi was sleeping peacefully when he heard Ruhi scream Aaaaaaaaa
Aadi open his eyes.

Aadi - Kya hua ? Chilla kyu rahi ho?

Ruhi - Aap mere kamre me kya kar rahe hai?

Aadi - Tumhara dimag khrab hai main kyu tumhare kamre me aaunga? Ye sawal to Mujhe tumse puchna chahiye ki tum mere kamre me in fact tum mere bed pe kya kar rahi ho?

Ruhi - Main nahi aap mere kamre me aaye hai. Gaur se Dekhiye ye kamra to [looking towards the room ] Ye. ..to ...mera kamra nahi hai.

Aadi - Ye mera kamra bhi nahi hai.

Ruhi -To ye kiska kamra hai? Or hum yaha kaise pahuche?

Aadi - Mujhe kya Pata. Main bhi to abhi utha hu.

Ruhi - Ye to koi honeymoon suit lagta hai. Lekin hum dono ek sath is kamre me ek bed pe kya kar rahe hai?

Aadi - Tum bhi to mere sath is kamre me ho na to tumhe bhi to pata hona chahiye na ki hum ek sath is bed pe kya kar rahe hai?

Ruhi - Mujhe kuch yaad nahi. Mera sir bahut dookh raha hai.

Aadi - Mera bhi yahi haal hai. what the hell.

Ruhi - Ab kya hua?

Aadi - Ye varmala yaha kya kar rahi hai? Ye to shadi me pehnate hai na dulha dulhan.

Ruhi - Haa... or ... or..mere gale me... ye mangalsutra... ye kaha se aaya.

Aadi - Ek second maang me sindoor bhi hai.

Ruhi - Sindoor..... (Ruhi looked her face in mirror.) Mangalsutra Sindoor Matlab meri shadi ho gayi. Per kiske saath. Mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi hai.

Aadi - Or main yaha kya kar raha hu..?

Ruhi - Kal raat ko gunde mere piche the or aap waha aaye.

Aadi - Phir hum waha se bhage. Phir hum us dukan pe pahuche... phir

Both looked each other with shock

Aadi Ruhi - Fir humne shadi kar li.

Aadi - Nahi...

Ruhi - Aisa nahi ho sakta.

Aadi - Main tumse shadi kaise Kar sakta hu?

Ruhi - Itni badi galti main kaise Kar sakti hu? Meri to zindagi barbad ho gayi.

Aadi - Meri bhi.

Ruhi - Main nahi manti is shadi ko.

Aadi - Main bhi.

Ruhi - Per ye sindoor ye mangalsutra...

Aadi - Jab tumhe ye shadi manjoor nahi hai mujhe majoor nahi hai to kaisi shadi? Or kaisa mangalsutra sindoor.

Ruhi - Per ...

Aadi - Tumhe meri biwi ban ke rehna hai?

Ruhi - Sapne me bhi nahi.

Aadi - To jo hua use bhool jaao. Is shadi ke baare me Kisi ko kuch pata nahi. Yaha se nikal ke tum apne ghar main apne ghar. Or aaj ke baad hum me se koi is baat ko na yaad karega na iska jikar kisi se karega.

Ruhi - Haa... or aaj ke baad main aapki shakal bhi kabhi nahi dekhungi.

Aadi - Main bhi. Ab jaldi jaao or is sindoor or mangalsutra ko nikalo or chalo yaha se.

Ruhi - Thik hai. Lekin agar kisi ne hume is honeymoon suit se nikalte dekh liya to.

Aadi - Main dekhta hoo bahar koi hai to nahi. Fir nikalenge.