Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Drunken Marriage

Flashback
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Aadi and Ruhi both were drunk and walking on roadside.

Aadi - Are Ruhi dheere chalo na tum nashe me ho gir jaaogi.

Ruhi - Are sir main nashe me nahi hu. Main thodi na sharab piti hu. Wo kaam to aap karte hai.

Aadi - Main... main sharab nahi pita. Good boy hu main.

Ruhi - Aap or good... (Ruhi giggles) kisi ne aapko bataya hai ki aap jo her waqt gusse me sabko ghurate rehte hai wo acchi baat nahi hai. Good boy aise sabko gusse me nahi ghurate.

Aadi - Accha... jaise ki tum to Mujhe bahut pyaar se dekhti ho. (Aadi said innocently)

Ruhi - Aaw.. how cute.. lekin main aapko pyaar se kyu dekhu?

Aadi - Kyunki main good boy hu na. Or waise bhi tumhari aankhein na... bahut khubsurat hai.

Ruhi - Aa... Mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.

Aadi - Lekin ladkiya ya to apne boyfriend se sharmati hai ya apne pati se. Or main to inme se kuch nahi to Main kaun hu tumhara?

Ruhi - Aap.. aap mere kaun hai? Socho socho.

Aadi - Are chalte chalte socho na.

Both start walking again and saw a barat.

Ruhi - Are sir kitni Sundar barat hai Or dulha bhi kitna handsome hai.

Aadi - Wo dulha tumhe handsome laga?

Ruhi - Haa.

Aadi - Are main to itna handsome hu per tumne Mujhe to kabhi handsome nahi kaha.

Ruhi - Aap hai handsome per wo shadi karne ja raha hai na isliye mujhe wo accha laga. Aapko pata hai mera na ek sapna hai.

Aadi - Accha kya?

Ruhi - Main chahti hu na ki meri shadi na kisi rajkumar se ho.

Aadi - Ab ye rajkumar kaun hai?

Ruhi - Pata nahi kaun hai. Kitne dino se dhoondh rahi hu kahi milta hi nahi. Aap meri help karenge use dhundhne me?

Aadi - Haa karunga na. Chalo dono milke tumhare us rajkumar ko dhundhte hai. Aaj to use dhoondh ke rahenge.

Both start walking again..

Ruhi - Are kitni door aa gaye abhi tak nahi mila rajkumar.

Aadi - Tumhe Pata hai jab main acche se ready hota hu na to meri dadu hai na wo humesha Kehti hai Are mera pyaara beta mera rajkumar.

Ruhi - Accha to  aap mere rajkumar hai. Lekin aapka naam Rajkumar hai aapne pehle kyu nahi bataya?

Aadi - Kaise batata. Tum to milte hi ladne lagti thi.

Ruhi - Haa... sorry sorry.

Aadi - It's ok. Ab to main tumhe mil gaya ab kya kare? Shadi.

Ruhi - Haa shadi. Lekin shadi kaha kare.

Aadi - Maine yahi raste me ek mandir dekha tha wahi kar lete hai.

Ruhi - Accha.. tum kitne smart ho mere rajkumar chalo..

Both reach the temple and getting married..

Ruhi - Ek minut... humari shadi hui sabko batana hoga na.

Aadi - Haa to banayenge na.

Ruhi - Are per photo... photo kaun lega?

Aadi - Ek minut.... suniye pandit ji pandit ji hum shadi kar rahe hai humari photo le lijiye.