Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Mere dil Wich hai Hum Tum

Aadi - Tum Pune ke liye nikli ki nahi?

Ruhi - Sir...wo Main. .. maine nikal to gayi hu per jab main bus stop pe pahuchi to mujhe pata chala ki aaj public transport ki strike hai.

Aadi - What? Means tum ab tak Mumbai me hi ho.

Ruhi - Aap bhi ajeeb baat karte hai jab bus taxi kuch bhi nahi chal rahi to main kya Pune ud ke pahuchungi?

Aadi - Sidhi baat to is ladki ki zuban se nikal hi nahi sakti.

Ruhi - Main kab tak bus stop pe khadi rahu? main ghar ja rahi hu.

Aadi - tum wahi ruko main tumhe lene aata hu.

Ruhi - Lekin kal raat ko aapne hi to farman sunaya tha ki aap mujhe apne sath Pune nahi le jayenge main apne aap chali aau.

Aadi - Tumhara dimag kharab hai kya? Ab jab public transport nahi chal rahi to tumhe mujhe hi lekar pune jana hoga na. Tum jaha ho wahi ruko main aata hu.

Ruhi - (After cutting the phone) Lo ji ab wapus us Jallad ko pure raste jhelna padega. Bhagwan ji mere sath hi aisa kyu hota hai? Jitna usase door rehne ki kosis karti hu utna wo mere kareeb aa jata hai.
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Sid was going somewhere when he saw Nitya who was running behind someone.

Sid - Nitya! ye kiske piche bhag rahi hai?

Sid park his car and start following her. He saw Nitya was trying to looking in some house secretly. Sid comes behind her. Nitya saw him.

Nitya - Tum yaha! Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?

Sid - Main to kahi ja raha tha tumhe kisi ke piche bhagta dekha to chala aaya. Socha shayad tum kisi problem me na ho.

Nitya - Itni fikar hai tumhe meri.

Sid - Tum phir wrong rout pe ja rahi ho. Waise tum yaha kya kar rahi ho? Kal tak to tum is gunde se bhagti thi aaj isi ke piche lagi ho. pyaar ho gaya kya isase?

Nitya - Pyaar or isase! Are wo to main isase picha chhudane ke liye iska picha kar rahi thi.

Sid - Pehli baar kisi ko kisi se picha chhudane ke liye uske piche bhagte dekha hai. Interesting.

Nitya - Tum mujhpe hus rahe ho? Meri ek college friend ne mujhe bataya ki agar mujhe is gunde se apna picha chhudana hai to iske khilaf strong proof collect kar ke ise police ke hawale kar du. Isliye main yaha proof collect karne aayi thi.

Sid - Tum pagal ho kya? Kisi ki bekar salah sunkar tum yaha us gunde ke ghar tak aa gayi. Kya hoga agar wo tumhe dekh le or yahi se kidnap kar ke tumse shadi kar le. Kisi ko tumhara pata tak nahi chalega.

Nitya - Dekho mujhe ek crime reporter banana hai to aise khatro ka samna to karna sikhna padega na. Samjh lo Ye mere job ka 1st step hai. Or waise bhi main kyu daru tum ho na mere sath mere dost.

Sid - Dost! Maine tumse kaha na ki hum dost nahi hai. Or kyu karni hai tumhe mujhse dosti? Humara rishta bus aisa hai jaise aate jate mulakato per hello bye ka. Hum dost nahi hai.

Nitya - Tumhe kisne kaha ki hum dost nahi hai? Tum mujhe ek baat batao tum roz kitne logo se milte ho, Kitno se baat karte ho. Aise kitne logo ke liye tum khud ko problem me dalte ho? Kitne logo ke liye apna zaroori kaam chhod kar beech raste se uske piche jate ho ye janane ke liye kahi wo problem me to nahi.

Sid turn numb after hearing this.

Nitya - Tum mujhe apna dost samjhte ho lekin bus mere samne accept nahi karna chahte. Lekin kyu? Ek minut agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko apna dost manane se inkar kare to iska matlab ye hai ki wo ladka usme interested hai. Matlab main.... main tumhe pasand hu.