What's in your pants #2

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How to answer the what's in your pants question

1. Buy really cool underwear preferably with a cartoon character on them.

2. Wear this kind of underwear at all times

3. Respond to question with the character on the underwear

4. Watch the transphobe walk away in confusion and possibly disgust.

Ex. What's in your pants.

Well, usually its batman but today I got Wonderwoman down there.

 Pinky Pie's face. With Glitter.

The entire cast of Harry Potter has been in there at one point.

Nothing but Dragons and Vikings go down there.

Riptide and her owner. Sometimes Jack too. Oh did you know Riptide and Jack are dating? They are adorbs.

Questions make me angry.

I'm a Barbie Pal. In my own world. It's fantastic. Made of plastic.

I keep GI Joes down there. 


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