Domestic Life Was Never Quite My Style

Chapter 41

Wedding Wars

(So... I'm like 90% sure this is the second to last chapter of this fic... brb crying)

(also puke warning, it's pretty obvious when it's about to happen)

Peggy's POV

[Group Chat Name: meme team 🐢🐢🐢]

anDPEGGY: Hey sluts

anDPEGGY: Soooooooo

anDPEGGY: I'm finally getting married!!!

SinnamonRoll: ...

CinnamonRoll: ...

married bi™️: ...

married gay™️: ...

HORSE FUCKER: ...

Lafgayette: ...

MacaroniBitch: ...

Wheezy Boi: Wait you were dating someone lmaooooo

anDPEGGY: Guys do you really not know I've been Sally's girlfriend??? FOR LIKE 5 YEARS???

HORSE FUCKER: I mean... it's not like we didn't know....

Lafgayette: But we kinda forgot lol

anDPEGGY: WHAT???

married bi™️: I mean... I'm sorry for forgetting but... you never really talk about her

married gay™️: yeah...

anDPEGGY: WELL I'M SORRY I DON'T SPAM THE CHAT TALKING ABOUT HOW MY HUSBAND'S THIGHS ARE ~SOOOOOO HOT~

married bi™️: hey

Lafgayette: hey

Wheezy Boi: hey

married bi™️: Wait which one of us are you talking about

anDPEGGY: THE FACT THAT ALL 3 OF YOU HAVE RANTED ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S THIGHS AT 3 AM IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

married gay™️: ...ok u right u right

married gay™️: BUT CONGRATS BFF!!!!!!!!

married bi™️: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! We're on our way over with the kids because our trick ass bitch of a babysitter is unreliable af

married gay™️: babe she's 15 and at her grandma's funeral right now

married bi™️: still salty.

HORSE FUCKER: anyway CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Lafgayette: CONGRATULATIONS MON AMI!!!!!!!!! We are on our way over with Georges and the alcohol!!