Burjer

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Katuwaan ulit. Di po ako mahilig o marunong sa drama eh 😁
I remember that I have this in my notes since JDL made that joke about Alden and Maine becoming Magsanggol. I made two one-shots way back in January based on vids from Alden's birthday at Concha's. Heto po yung isa. Naalala ko lang ulit sya nung nag joke nga si JDL, buti di ko pala na delete. So here goes.. 😁😁

ctto to jude palaboy for the vid I got the screenshots from. Thank you! Sa uulitin 😊😊

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Kwentuhang mag asawa:

A: Oh Ma, bat nakasimangot ka?

M: Minsan sa umaga para akong sinisikmura eh.

A: Kasi naman puro maasim ang kinakain mo. Pagising sa umaga santol at sampaloc ang hanap. Tsk!

M: Eh sa yun ang hanap ng panlasa ko eh!

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M: Eh sa yun ang hanap ng panlasa ko eh!

A: Ma, sabi ko syo lagi mong iinumin yung bigay ng Ob-gyne mo na milk na pang buntis

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A: Ma, sabi ko syo lagi mong iinumin yung bigay ng Ob-gyne mo na milk na pang buntis. That's good for both of you. Magpapa timpla ka tapos di mo naman uubusin.

M: Eh minsan gusto ko minsan ayaw ko. Di ko maintindihan kasi tong anak mo!

A: Alam mo, syo nagmana yan pag mapili sa pagkain

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A: Alam mo, syo nagmana yan pag mapili sa pagkain. Di ako ganyan kumain.

M: Hay Dad, pag sayo nagmana ganito ako kakain araw araw! *makes hand gestures of heavy and non stop eating*

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M: Hay Dad, pag sayo nagmana ganito ako kakain araw araw! *makes hand gestures of heavy and non stop eating*

M: Hay Dad, pag sayo nagmana ganito ako kakain araw araw! *makes hand gestures of heavy and non stop eating*

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A: Grabe ka sakin, Ma. *pouts*

M: Di naman Dad, okay lang yan. Labs na labs naman kita saka yang burjer mo. Wag mawawala yan ha kundi hihiwalayan talaga kita!

 Wag mawawala yan ha kundi hihiwalayan talaga kita!

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A: Hiwalay agad agad?!

M: Agad agad talaga! Kaya wag kang magkakamali naku Ricardo.. pakurot nga dali!

A: Hay nako..

M: Hay Dad sarap talaga pisilin ng burjer mo, Kakagigil! Ay remove your shirt na gusto ko din i-hug and kiss yan.

A: Uy! Let's go!

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Fikshen ulit ha!
Thank you! 😘😘😘

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