Are Michael and Jeremy dating?
Amber and Clover pointing at Jeremy: There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at that slightly stubly chin! Oh Please he's gay, totally gay
Squip: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
All: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume, is automatically matically fay?
Christine: But look at his quoft and crispy locks.
Brooke: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Jenna: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing.
Chloe: What are we seeing?
Jenna: Is he gay?
Amber/Clover: Of course he's gay!
Jenna: Or European?
All:...? Ohhhhhh! Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or european?
Rich: Well, hey don't look at me!
Chloe: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports they play peculiar sports.
All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They will say things like "ciao bella"! While they kiss you on both cheeks!
Mr. Reyes: Oh please
All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray!
Jake: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
All: Is he gay or European or-
Chloe: There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro-hetro jerk. That guy's not gay, I say no way!
All: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume.
Jenna: Is automatically, radically
Squip: Ironically, cronically
Christine: Scurtinly, curtainly
Brooke: Genetically, netically
All: Gay! Officially Gay! Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!
*More Than Survive starts playing*
Dammit!!
Gay or European?
Squip: So stylish and relaxed
All: Is he gay or European?
Rich: I think his chest is waxed
Brooke: But they bring their boys up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse.
All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.
Brooke: Yet his accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy toed.
All: Huh? Gay or European? So many shades of gray!
Madeline: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on saturday.
All: Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
Squip: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy! I have an idea I'd like to try!
Jake: The floor is yours.
Squip: So Mr. Heere...This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
has been going on for...?(idk so I just kept the name)
Jer: 2 years
Squip: And your first name again is...?
Jer: Jeremy.
Squip! And your BoyfRiend's name is...?
Jer: Michael-
All: *LE GASP*
Jer: I'm sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend,
Michael is my best friend.
Mikey: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it!
I no cover for you, no more! Peoples. I have a big announcement, This man is gay and European!
Amber: HOLY SHI-
Mikey: You've got to stop your being a completely closet case. No matter what he say, I sware he never ever ever swing the other way! You are so gay! You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret!
Jer: I'm straight!
Mikey: You were not yesterday.
Jer:........
Mikey: So if I may, I'm proud to say, He's gay!
All: And European!
Mikey: He's gay!
All: And European!
Mikey: He's gay!
All: And European and Gay!
Jer: Fine okay I'm gay!
All: Hooray!
Boyf Riends: Fine. Okay. We're gay!
Amber:.....Does that answer your question?
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HumorAsk or dare them shit. It's literally in the title.
