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Help. This is just way too much for one person to handle.
These two idiots light up my day. I could be depressed as hell and then hear "You make balls so blue~" in the back of my head and start laughing my ass off.
Speaking of Blue.
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Preformed by Rae Sweeney and Kate Kelly Ft. The Hunters
RAE Heyyyyy, 'Vincey~
VINCENT Ugh. You got a dildo? Use it.
KATE Don't talk mean like that.
RAE You'll hurt their feelings. You make my boobs so blue.
KATE You hurt them badly.
RAE You make my boobs so blue.
KATE They're swingin' sadly.
RAE What did they do to you that you hate them so?
KATE Don't run from me -- They're all beat up
KATE & RAE like a tackling dummy!
KATE They long for your embrace!
RAE They're warm like mittens!
KATE They'll curl up on your face
RAE and purr like kittens!
KATE You make my boobs so blue!
KATE & RAE Just look at them glow...
RAE We're beggin' you!
KURT & RAM Don't make my boobs so blue.
VINCENT Hunter...? Hunter...? Open the door.
HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA Oh no, oh no no no!
VINCENT Open the door!
HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA Oh no, oh no no no!
KATE You make my boobs so blue, so please say hello!
RAE Hold 'em!
KATE Enfold 'em,
KATE & RAE and never let go!
KATE Once you were geeky and nerdy,
RAE but they knew you're dirty.
KATE You've set them on fire,
KATE & RAE Whatever you require they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents!
RAE They'll wear a dress blue as the sky,
KATE and some fancy heels!
RAE They'll sing a lullaby:
KATE & RAE La la la la la! Please make these boobs not blue,
RAE Just for a while!
KATE Can't wait till later,
KATE & RAE my panties are wet like a leaking friderator!
(VINCET offers a bottle to RAE)
VINCET Look. Booze. Drink!
KATE Aw, thank you so much!
VINCENT You're welcome.
(KATE & RAE chug from the bottle)
RAE They will protect you.
KATE Defend you.
RAE Respect you.
KATE Befriend you --
RAE Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA Winnie-the-Pooh!
KATE Baby baby baby they're so blue!
RAE My boobs will work for you.
KATE They will obey ya!
RAE They really need rescue!
KATE Like Princess Leia!
KATE & RAE Baby, you gots to come through.
KATE Teach them to smile!
RAE, HUNTERS You got no clue how much these two depend on you -- Please help them through!
KATE & RAE My boobs are in your court!
MAC & DUKE My boobs are in your court!
KATE & RAE Yeah!
MAC & DUKE You make them boobs so blue!
KATE & RAE You make my boobs so blue!
MAC & DUKE You make my boobs so blue!
KATE & RAE Ow! Ow!
MAC & DUKE You make them boobs so blue!
KATE & RAE You make my boobs so blue!
MAC & DUKE You make my boobs so blue! You shake them, you quake them,
KATE & RAE Good God! My boobs!
MAC & DUKE You break --
KATE & RAE You make my boobs so blue!
MAC & DUKE You make my boobs so blue! You take them,
KATE & RAE Look it! Look at it! Look it! Look at it!
MAC & DUKE You bake them, Chrissake --
KATE, RAE, MAC, DUKE You make my boobs so blue! Please make their dreams come true, and make these boobs not blue!