It's So Soft!!

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Help. This is just way too much for one person to handle. 

These two idiots light up my day. I could be depressed as hell and then hear "You make balls so blue~" in the back of my head and start laughing my ass off.

Speaking of Blue.

Preformed by Rae Sweeney and Kate Kelly Ft

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Preformed by Rae Sweeney and Kate Kelly Ft. The Hunters

RAE
Heyyyyy, 'Vincey~

VINCENT
Ugh. You got a dildo? Use it.

KATE
Don't talk mean like that.

RAE
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my boobs so blue.

KATE
You hurt them badly.

RAE
You make my boobs so blue.

KATE
They're swingin' sadly.

RAE
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?

KATE
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up

KATE & RAE
like a tackling dummy!

KATE
They long for your embrace!

RAE
They're warm like mittens!

KATE
They'll curl up on your face

RAE
and purr like kittens!

KATE
You make my boobs so blue!

KATE & RAE
Just look at them glow...

RAE
We're beggin' you!

KURT & RAM
Don't make my boobs so blue.

VINCENT
Hunter...? Hunter...? Open the door.

HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

VINCENT
Open the door!

HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

KATE
You make my boobs so blue,
so please say hello!

RAE
Hold 'em!

KATE
Enfold 'em,

KATE & RAE
and never let go!

KATE
Once you were geeky and nerdy,

RAE
but they knew you're dirty.

KATE
You've set them on fire,

KATE & RAE
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

RAE
They'll wear a dress blue as the sky,

KATE
and some fancy heels!

RAE
They'll sing a lullaby:

KATE & RAE
La la la la la!
Please make these boobs not blue,

RAE
Just for a while!

KATE
Can't wait till later,

KATE & RAE
my panties are wet
like a leaking friderator!

(VINCET offers a bottle to RAE)

VINCET
Look. Booze. Drink!

KATE
Aw, thank you so much!

VINCENT
You're welcome.

(KATE & RAE chug from the bottle)

RAE
They will protect you.

KATE
Defend you.

RAE
Respect you.

KATE
Befriend you --

RAE
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA
Winnie-the-Pooh!

KATE
Baby baby baby they're so blue!

RAE
My boobs will work for you.

KATE
They will obey ya!

RAE
They really need rescue!

KATE
Like Princess Leia!

KATE & RAE
Baby, you gots to come through.

KATE
Teach them to smile!

RAE, HUNTERS
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!

KATE & RAE
My boobs are in your court!

MAC & DUKE
My boobs are in your court!

KATE & RAE
Yeah!

MAC & DUKE
You make them boobs so blue!

KATE & RAE
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!

KATE & RAE
Ow! Ow!

MAC & DUKE
You make them boobs so blue!

KATE & RAE
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
You shake them,
you quake them,

KATE & RAE
Good God! My boobs!

MAC & DUKE
You break --

KATE & RAE
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
You take them,

KATE & RAE
Look it! Look at it!
Look it! Look at it!

MAC & DUKE
You bake them,
Chrissake --

KATE, RAE, MAC, DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these boobs not blue!



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