11. Triple Postion Chat #1

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You added Psychopath
You added SpArrOw
You added CatMan

Me
Hello triple position

Psychopath
A group? What for?

Me
Well I'm too lazy to send you all her number Individually so welcome to triple position!

CatMan
Naise
CatMan
So, we start now?

Me
Yes
Me
your timer starts...
Me
+##-#######
Me
Now!

Psychopath
OkAy OkAy

CatMan
How should I start
CatMan
Should I start with 'Hey how's it going?'
CatMan
Or 'You're single, I'm single, it's a match!'

Me
Dude
Me
Why r u asking me this
Me
Totally the second one

CatMan
Really? Okay then!

Me
But knowing Seri she'd probably feel uncomfortable

CatMan
What?!
CatMan
I just sent her

Me
Shit dude delete it
Me
Wait I meant
Me
Ahahaha
Me
SpArrOw you're not gonna message her?

Psychopath
He's currently out
Psychopath
For a job interview

Me
Ah I see

CatMan
OH MY OH MY OH MY GOD

Me
What?!

CatMan
Seri replied with
CatMan
'Ahaha'

Me
Wth?!?!?!

CatMan
She's typing
CatMan
'I'm guessing you're another
secret admirer?'
CatMan
Is what she said!

Me
How'd she know

Psychopath
Uhh hello I'm here
Psychopath
Clearly I messaged earlier than Mr Cat here

CatMan
U traitor

Psychopath
It's called Winning

Me
Ahaha u guys are lamer than I thought

Psychopath
No we're not

CatMan
We're cool

Me
I don't see it

CatMan
Wait!
CatMan
Seri just asked if she knew me

Psychopath
Just say no

CatMan
...

Me
I don't know if you're stupid
or you're just stupid
Me
Try making her laugh
Me
Say something smooth like,
'Yes you know me, I'm your future'

CatMan
Oh no I said something else

Psychopath
Ahaha Seri is texting me saying she's texting another secret admirer who's weird and cute at the same time.

Me
What the hell did you say CatMan

CatMan
I said : "Yes you know me. My concept is Gryffindor from Harry PoTe. I'm your magic like person who can turn you from single to mine ;)"

Me
...

Psychopath
Harry PoTe?

Me
It's HARRY POTTER
Me
At least get the name right
Me
And Lameeeeeee

CatMan
Well I was nervous
CatMan
Wait she replied

Psychopath
What did she say

CatMan
'Cute :)'

Psychopath
As expected of seri, she's
our Guardian angel 😍

Me
Then what'd about me
Me
I was the one who bestow
the number to you guys

CatMan
Oh you are our angel...

Me
Aww thanks

Psychopath
Of death

CatMan
Of death

Psychopath
HAHAHUEHEHEUE

CatMan
ROFLMAO

Me
Assholes
Me
shit I need to get to work
Me
Bye ya nasty assholes

CatMan
Have a great day at work

Psychopath
Don't force yourself

Me
Thanks
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