You added Psychopath
You added SpArrOw
You added CatManMe
Hello triple positionPsychopath
A group? What for?Me
Well I'm too lazy to send you all her number Individually so welcome to triple position!CatMan
Naise
CatMan
So, we start now?Me
Yes
Me
your timer starts...
Me
+##-#######
Me
Now!Psychopath
OkAy OkAyCatMan
How should I start
CatMan
Should I start with 'Hey how's it going?'
CatMan
Or 'You're single, I'm single, it's a match!'Me
Dude
Me
Why r u asking me this
Me
Totally the second oneCatMan
Really? Okay then!Me
But knowing Seri she'd probably feel uncomfortableCatMan
What?!
CatMan
I just sent herMe
Shit dude delete it
Me
Wait I meant
Me
Ahahaha
Me
SpArrOw you're not gonna message her?Psychopath
He's currently out
Psychopath
For a job interviewMe
Ah I seeCatMan
OH MY OH MY OH MY GODMe
What?!CatMan
Seri replied with
CatMan
'Ahaha'Me
Wth?!?!?!CatMan
She's typing
CatMan
'I'm guessing you're another
secret admirer?'
CatMan
Is what she said!Me
How'd she knowPsychopath
Uhh hello I'm here
Psychopath
Clearly I messaged earlier than Mr Cat hereCatMan
U traitorPsychopath
It's called WinningMe
Ahaha u guys are lamer than I thoughtPsychopath
No we're notCatMan
We're coolMe
I don't see itCatMan
Wait!
CatMan
Seri just asked if she knew mePsychopath
Just say noCatMan
...Me
I don't know if you're stupid
or you're just stupid
Me
Try making her laugh
Me
Say something smooth like,
'Yes you know me, I'm your future'CatMan
Oh no I said something elsePsychopath
Ahaha Seri is texting me saying she's texting another secret admirer who's weird and cute at the same time.Me
What the hell did you say CatManCatMan
I said : "Yes you know me. My concept is Gryffindor from Harry PoTe. I'm your magic like person who can turn you from single to mine ;)"Me
...Psychopath
Harry PoTe?Me
It's HARRY POTTER
Me
At least get the name right
Me
And LameeeeeeeCatMan
Well I was nervous
CatMan
Wait she repliedPsychopath
What did she sayCatMan
'Cute :)'Psychopath
As expected of seri, she's
our Guardian angel 😍Me
Then what'd about me
Me
I was the one who bestow
the number to you guysCatMan
Oh you are our angel...Me
Aww thanksPsychopath
Of deathCatMan
Of deathPsychopath
HAHAHUEHEHEUECatMan
ROFLMAOMe
Assholes
Me
shit I need to get to work
Me
Bye ya nasty assholesCatMan
Have a great day at workPsychopath
Don't force yourselfMe
Thanks
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