Don't mind me (South Park)

Rules four, five, six and rebellion.

Look. I do go overboard with talking about stupidity (see my one shot books) but EVERY argument is ONLY SLIGHTLY more stupid than the suggestions I have heard for fixing violence and teenage pregnancy. I promise you. Also, I warned y'all, ain't any Southern in my blood! So yeah... also, Kendy is adorable, just sayin', if you read one shots, expect that.
~Eko.
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We sit in the same room as yesterday.

"Not an another one!" I say.

"Now. We have banned video games as they cause violence!"

No they don't.

"C-cause violence?" Stan asks, shocked at the stupidity of the stupidity of the sentence.

"We're also banning all kinds of romantic interactions before marriage as that causes rise in teen pregnancies!"

"I'm *gah*  gay!" Tweek lets out.

"You can still get sexually transmitted illnesses."

"Wouldn't it make more sense to... I don't know... TEACH SEX ED? And maybe tell everyone how to use a fucking condom?" Bebe asks.

Well said, Bebe.

"Whose in charge here again?"

"Well the president mostly," I say.

"I don't know, Russia seems to have him," Nichole continues.

"Shut up, girls, you don't know about this."

"Ex-fucking-cuse me?" Red asks.

"Oh shit," i mutter.

"Who the fuck are you to say we don't know something?" Bebe asks.

Jesus, I thought I was loud about my opinions.

"Aren't you gonna-?" Stan asks, nodding towards them.

I nod.

"I am. Ones I feel like I have a place to say anything," I say.

"We are also banning pencils as they could cause violent behaviour by being so sharp."

"Okay what the fuck is that for?" Kyle asks.

"Viole-"

"No, I heard you. I'm just trying my best to understand whose stupid enough to suggest these thing," Kyle says.

"Your mother."

Kyle groans.

"I should have guessed," he says.

The woman truly is a nightmarishly overprotective mother.

"And Leopold's parents."

Butters sighs, muttering 'of fucking course' under his breath softly. We finally manage to look away from him after a few seconds, he is seriously annoyed, he doesn't curse much... at fucking all.

"What do you say, Leo? Wanna join me in asking our parents what the fuck they are doing?" Kyle asks.

"N-No," Butters says.

"Oh okay," Kyle says.

"I would but I don't really live with them anymore," Butters says.

"Where do you live?" I ask.

"Pretty much at my boyfriend's house," Butters says.

"Boy-? Butterfly! Whose the lucky boy?" Kenny asks.

"I-I," Butters starts.

"Come on, Buttercup, there are only like 200 people here," Stan says.

Fucking dork.

"He probably doesn't want me to-," Butters says.

"He *gah* is talking about me," Tweek says.

I didn't see that one coming.

"Yes! Y'all are so cute. Lemme tell ya, aah (I)  caint (can't) understand why maah (my) family don't lac (like) it. Aah (I) am taard (tired) of it. Diddy (dad) sayd (said) it be weird to mare (marry) your gender but to that I sayd (said) 'y'all just pitching a fit'," Millie says.

"Wait?" Stan asks.

"That's insensitive!" I say.

"No I genuinely didn't understand half," Stan says.

"Did aah (I) talk to fast for y'all?" Millie asks.

"I understood!" Kenny says.

"Then please translate," Stan says.

"You all are so cute. Let me tell you, I can't understand why my family doesn't like it. I am tired of it. Dad said it was weird to marry your own gender but to that I said 'you all are just throwing a fit'," I say.

"Oooooh. Diddy threw me off!" Stan says.

"You're slightly stupid," I say.

"Thank you, I'm aware," Stan says.

He looks at where Kyle is before looking back at me.

"Hey," he says.

He's smirking evilly.

"Oh no," I say.

"Are you up for setting some people up?" He asks.

"Who?" I ask.

He points to Kyle and Token, clearly not wanting to say names with them in the hearing distance.

"Hell yes," I say.

Those two are pretty much everything for each other but neither of them realises it because... Kyle and Token are some of the most stupid people i've met when speaking feelings. In all honesty, Kyle is MUCH stupider. He has no idea what the fuck hurts and what doesn't. Like, seriously, he just speaks. He's considering everyone in actions but talking... not so much. Sometimes his speaking and actions are almost a cacophony... quite honestly. They go against each other and are obnoxiously hard to read... well... everyone but Stan, the guy who has problems with realising I like him, no, love him. Seriously, he doesn't get it and sometimes I want to kill him for that. I wouldn't go along with half of what he says if he didn't. I swear, Token, Stan and Kyle are, put together, the oblivious trio. And what's more annoying, they all realise the others are oblivious but don't realise that they are.

"So you wanna talk to Token while I get Kyle?" Stan asks.

I get up.

"I mean, sure," I say.

"Isn't romance technically against the rules now?" Bebe asks, smiling at us.

"Yeah but if nothing else, I'll force them to marry each other," Stan says, fully determined.

Holy shit. What did I sign up to?

"Good luck with that, I'm turning a blind eye," Bebe says, winking.

She smiles at Red with a wave in our direction.

"Now if you excuse us, we are going though to Lola and Jenny for a meeting about the 'girl love' club. We are renaming it the rebellion, boys, girls, non-binary are all welcome," Bebe says.

Red nods and drags her away.

"Is their ship name Lenny?" Stan asks, looking after the girl.

"What the-?" I ask.

"Just asking. Like, Jenny and Lola," Stan says.

"I think it is," I say.

Stan nods. I love this boy, I truly do, but nobody defeats him in stupidity sometimes.

"Let's put our plan into action," Stan says.

He's fucking scary determined. Can he become determined to get into a relationship with me, please? God, I actually pray. I don't need a man but he's so fucking adorable.