Don't mind me (South Park)

Amazing midget.

I'm so sorry for this. Also, this is my Friday and Saturday update, that's why it's long. Okay then?
~Eko.
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I take my phone, calling the first person I can think of.

"What did I say about 3 am?" He asks.

I start crying.

"Wendy! What is it?" He asks.

"I just-fuck-i'm sorry for calling," I say.

"No no. What is it?" Kyle asks.

"Look, my period is 2 months la-," I start.

"Oh shit," Kyle lets out.

"And I don't know what to do here," I say.

I continue crying.

"Oh I'm going to kill Stan!" Kyle says.

"I just-I shouldn't have called you but Kenny doesn't have a phone and I just couldn't tell Stan in case he was mad at me or something like that," I say.

"Video, now," Kyle says.

"I don't know," I say.

"No, now," Kyle says.

"Why though?" I ask.

"Your voice is dying, you should never talk while being so emotional as you are right now, you just choke and make no sense," Kyle says.

"I'm kinda half naked," I say.

"And you think I, a gay dude, care how?" Kyle asks.

I turn it on video.

"Okay then," Kyle says.

He breathes in as deep as he can.

"Stan wouldn't hate you for something out of your control. You need to know what to do with it though. We are not exactly far away from having angel makers again, just so you don't fall for that," Kyle says.

"I just hope I miscarry," I say.

"And if you don't? Wendy. When is the line of abortions?" Kyle asks.

"As long as it has existed less time than there is to the birth," I say.

"Get google and google what your baby will look in a month. I'm not saying no to apportions, I'm just strongly in the believe it's murder if it doesn't happen soon," Kyle says.

He smiles at me.

"I don't mean that at all as a brainwashing thing, never, you can make your choices... it's a simple statement. As far as I know, you might need to act fairly quickly. I don't think they do apportions in a few months unless it's an emergency," Kyle simply states.

"They don't?" I ask.

"I think four and a half months might be max but i don't remember. Or 14 months or whateverthefuck it is to you," Kyle says.