Don't mind me (South Park)

Bonding

Vittu. My home is so fucking cold and I already had a problem with my hands shaking.... there are going to be a lot of misspellings. Trust me people. Noteworthily, I suck at English. (Not really noteworthy, y'all know that fact.)
~Eko.
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'"How fucking dare you endorse this?" Kyle asks, completely into act.

"I'm just saying, it's pretty okay to do this.... I mean, clearly, any other religion is out of place like they said," I act, shrugging slightly.

"How fucking dare you? We trusted you!" Bebe screeches.

"Kyle, Bebe, stop cursing!"

"He is fucking standing with these rules!" Kyle says.'

I smile as the others talk together, talking about what rules should come next.

"Wouldn't it be better to take over some bigger place?" I ask.

They all look at each other.

"We are not taking over anything! We're turning them to the right way of life!"

I nod slowly.

"How about turning people outside of this small mountain town?" I ask.

"I don't know, seems like something we wouldn't want to do. This would make a good safe place."

I nod, continuing my silence to keep myself in the group.

"Thinking about it... shouldn't we start pairing them by now?"

I feel the pressure immediately.

"Pair?" I ask.

"Of course! Who marries who and that all!"

I nod.

"You know them better. Who keeps who quiet?"

I sigh.

"Wendy and Stan," I say.

"Alright. Seems like a good pair, good genes."

Oh fuck, I will actually need to put gays with Lesbians I guess.

"Craig and Lola could hit it off," I say.

They nod along. Okay, people that get along!

I list a few people that I'm not as close with so they come on auto-pilot.

"Clyde and Bebe wouldn't be completely out of possibilities," I say.

They nod.

"Nichole with Kyle would work out. And Jenny with Token," I say.

They get along... I hope... I don't know.

"Tweek and Leopold?"

Oh fuck.

"I'm..... Leo with Red might actually work," I say.