Apostolic Lutheranism is the religion I don't think South Park has made fun of so I decided to do it. Christians, I love them..... Apostolic Lutheranism Just has a lot of extremists......... please don't attack me, I warned about being kinda like this. Also, yes dad, I'm an idiot but I do know not all of the rules I've set up sound like Apostolic Lutheranism, that's exactly why overprotective parents are involved.
~Eko.
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"So," I say, sitting down in my room.
We would have gone to Cartman's but no, not this time.
"Everyone in?" I ask.
Kyle starts counting heads.
"Yup," he answers.
Millie nods.
"Okay so... how are we gonna open this?" I ask.
"The extremists from Apostolic Lutheranism are destroying our freedom, along with extremely protective parents," Butters says.
I nod and slowly look down at my feet.
"What can we do?" I ask.
"Get rid of them I guess," Kenny says.
"That's.... Finns can't do it. How could we?" Kyle asks.
"I mean Finns are pussies," I say.
"Go into a sauna for 2 hours hitting yourself with a wooden stick covered in leaves and then come talk to me about being a pussy," Bebe says.
"They're too polite to get rid of them," I say.
"Yeah but so are we," Kenny says.
"Hm. We could do a homeless people and direct them elsewhere," Nichole suggests.
"I guess. Seems to be possible. We could make them go back to Finland!" Clyde says.
"Oh God. It's not even a popular thing. Most of them are from Lutheranism but even they hate the extremists from Apostolic Lutheranism like no tomorrow," Wendy says.
"Oh shit. They hate?" I ask.
"Yes, very strongly. They're the Jehovah's witnesses or those extremists of Finland," Craig says.
"Holy shit. I didn't think Finland was big enough to have it's own annoying phone calls," I say.
"They're from Lapland and dear Lord can we just say that they don't call, they fuck their kids lives over," Kyle says.
"We are talking about extremists though. I know some of them are really awesome, I've met some. But the extremists are.... kind of annoying and very fucking easy to hate," Kenny says.
"God knows Finland needs help," I mutter.
"I have family from Finland. The extremists from Apostolic Lutheranism are fairly rare but erm.... they make up for it," Red says.
"No birth control basically. 'A child is a gift from God'," Kenny says.
"Well that fucking explains no sex Ed," I say, laughing.
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